"Kinda hornless"? meh I laugh at you MMRhino! You've obviously missed a few classes of mammal history, but no need to grind your teeth and swing your tail! This fat hippo will bring you up to speed.
Thousands of years ago, when the trees could still walk and the grass could still sing, this world was solely inhibited by the bravest of animals, the jellyfish. It was a peaceful time back then, all the jellyfish lived happily amongst each other and the economy thrived. Since the jellyfish didn't have any wars to fight (remember it was peacetime) they could pretty much do whatever they wanted. Some wrote poems, some baked cookies, others rode stones but the one thing they had all had in common was that they worshipped a god named grAPE. (and were jellyfish)
grAPE was a piece of fruit that had gotten stuck in the arse of a baboon and since the jellyfish had never seen anything like him, they chose him to be their god. grAPE was a fair ruler and the jellyfish loved him for that but being the only god on the planet is a lonely job. grAPE missed someone who really understood what it ment to lead a nation. He missed someone who understood his burden, someone he could trust in, someone who liked the real grape and not the god. Reigning over the jellyfish didn't really interest him that much anymore, he lost his appetite, appeared less and less in public and grAPE grew more unhappy with every passing day. Time passed by and grAPE lost so much weight that the unthinkable happened. He fell out the arse of the baboon. It was the happiest day in grapes life, he could finally go wherever he wanted. He didn't have to be this silly grAPE anymore, he was grape again and he was free! His freedom lasted ten minutes and twenty seconds. The exact time it took him to come across two extreme fat jellyfish who accused him of treason and locked him up and infected him with hiv. Without their god, the jellyfish grew violent again so it didn't take long before they declared war on the blueberries. these poor berries didn't stand a chance against the might of the jellyfish and soon their queen was captured and thrown in the same chocolate prison as grape. The now cruel jellyfish forced gRAPE to have sex with the blueberryqueen and threw them both in the wilderness to starve when he was finished. It was a hard life, especially cause gRAPE had gotten the queen pregnant and there wasn't that much to eat. When it was time to give birth, the queen was so weak that she was barely alive. She gathered all her strengh, looked at grape, pushed... pushed and died just after bringing the twin into this world. A grown hippo and rhino. The rhino had a gigantic horn but a small cock while the cock of the hippo was enormous. So this dear rhino is why I don't give a fuck about your horn!
grape died of aids btw.

I appreciate it :) thanks for getting back to me on that :)