Whitelist Recruitment [Closing Soon]

What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

And my personal favorite
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it

Kid mom: - Sit down and tell us some funny story.

• I can't sit down. , I just told my dad a funny story...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

this

I was going to share a joke about airplanes. But I don't think it will fly.

My favourite Christmas joke:

Two snowmen are standing together in a field.
One turns to the other, looking confused.
"Can you smell... carrots?"

You know how in videogames skeleton enemies can locate you despite having no eyes or ears?

They just feel it in their bones!

I don't tell dad jokes too often, but when I do...

He laughs.

I got this one from some gnome or dwarf in WoW. It always makes me laugh. 😅

• What did the fly say after hitting a water barrage?
• Dam!

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1hdeske/the_great_khali_trying_to_chop_a_tree_down_via/
remember with reddit, content should always be had with the comments :D

Lots of shenanigans and tomfoolery going on in this comment section. To cleanse your palette, here’s a beautiful rendition of one of my favorite Christmas carols. Brings a tear to my eye every time. Truly sublime!

What did the Janitor said when jumping out of the locker?

SUPPLIES!

Hyrax posted this on Discord the other day...

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This is one of my favourites:

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger,
and then it hit me.

And here's some cat gifs:

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I would tell you a joke about my favorite tree, but it never seems to stick

I apologize for that... I will just leaf this discussion

Happy Holidays! From one introvert to another, I respect your whitelist decision but hopefully I made you smile at the very least :)

I was going to tell a sodium joke, then I thought, “Na.”
What’s 6.022e23 avocados equal? 1 guacaMOLE

(These are the kind of jokes I send to my husband. He's a chemist.)

Look, it's PAC-MAN! Waka waka

Lion O'Brien ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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What do you call a group of introverts?

Extroverts

Two hunters are walking through the forest when one of them suddenly collapses. He didn't seem to be breathing and his eyes were glassy.
The other hunter pulls out his phone and calls the emergency services. "My friend is dead! What can I do?" he says.
"Calm down, I'll help you. First, We need to be sure he's dead", replies the operator.
After a short silence, a shot is heard. The hunter picks up the phone again and says "OK, now what?"

This.

What keys unlock a banana?
Monkeys.

What do you call a dog who meditates? Aware wolf.

Thanks for all the great jokes, everyone! I might have missed some or not laughed this time, but feel free to give it another shot!