I've always been waiting for someone who would eventually attempt to scam me since I really really want to mess with the scammers. Well, today someone made a phishing attempt on me. However, he/she didn't respond sadface.
Anyway, I got his/her gluteus maximus reported on steamrep now.

And, as I promised him/her that it will be published:

Screenshot here (it's censored)

1 decade ago*

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I wish i could screen my scummer, but he were russian.

Btw, so many dots obviously seems legit.

1 decade ago
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Totally creepin' your Steam library. Me likey.

1 decade ago
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Nice scam that needs to be mentioned.. not.

WTF would you even post about it?

Thats a standard scam, thats not worth posting about.

But good thing, you are so happy about it!

1 decade ago
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You don't understand... For some people(like me) scammers are rare... And... That's all.

1 decade ago
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People post this to show that they are smart enough not to get scammed, just look at the Title.

1 decade ago
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Why does noone read what I say?!
I am very happy because I've been on Steam for almost 4 years and someone finally tried to scam me. Friends of mine have absolutely hilarious chatlogs of them messing with scammers and I was absolutely jealous, so getting this first opportunity was like a gift for me. However, I am disappoint because the scammer didn't react.

1 decade ago
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1 decade ago
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I got suspended for partial call-out on this one. If you'd really like to have the uncensored pic, add me.

1 decade ago
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I've had beggers add me, but no scammers yet. The best one was just a couple days ago, here's a brief, paraphrased, transcript:

xxx has added you as a friend
me: hello, do I know you?
xxx: Hi, my name is ashley, you don't know me, I just decided to add you
me: why?
xxx: because I wanted to, why did you accept the request if you didn't know what it was about?
me: that is a very good point
xxx has been removed from friends

1 decade ago
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Haha, I like the end! xD

1 decade ago
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FREITAGGG. Oh my god Y u german?

1 decade ago
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Probably because I was born in Germany, probably because my family is German, probably because I like this country so much that I won't even think of messing with my nationality.

1 decade ago
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You should have quoted Liam Neeson :D

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

ಠ___ಠ

Also, plenty of Schnurbartes and Bratenwurzi 'down there'?

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Both are misspelled. Never heard "Bratenwurzi" before but I think you mean "Bratwurst", which is sausage. I think that sausage is also eaten outside of Germany. Also, mustaches are completely normal, too, but real Schnurrbart is quite rare, according to my experiences.

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Why should your god not be german? ;P

1 decade ago
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thanks for making me giggle!

1 decade ago
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You're welcome. I thought I had to throw that one out there, since I'm german, too. ;)

1 decade ago
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I don't like Admin. He just doesn't communicate like all the others.

1 decade ago
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I'm glad for you that you're happy for that scam attempt.

Also, it's too cute, that you take every opportunity to insist on not being a man. And considering your also cute profile pic, that suspension was definitely too hard. :D

Hopefully, the new contributor value system and the permission to give away bundle keys give the admins more time to get to the important matters quicker, to maybe prevent what you went through.

1 decade ago
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Everyone insists that all strangers are men. I don't like that. I was hoping that a cute and feminine profile pic would help.

1 decade ago
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Probably a few basic internet rules are not flawless, e.g. "There are no girls on the internet."
If anyone reading this is familiar with those rules, sorry that I don't know the rule number for that one. :D

1 decade ago
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It's #30...

1 decade ago
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The cute and feminine pic is usually used by forever alone men, so you should use unicorns or flowers

1 decade ago
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But I dislike unicorns and have no special interests in flowers :<

1 decade ago
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Also, that profile pic of mine is NSFW and one of my favorite pictures <3

1 decade ago
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Oh... Almost forgot... Are you sure about your nickname in russian? (I think it's a little wrong...)

1 decade ago
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I'm quite sure. If you think that anything is wrong, please suggest improvements :S

1 decade ago
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I mean, I don't think that there's "ы" in this word... I think it should be "и"... Otherwise I don't get the pronunciation...

1 decade ago
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Suggestion accepted

1 decade ago
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38D

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Papierkorb :D

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:>

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Closed 1 decade ago by metoxys.