Arrgh mike saying Happy Easter/Passover & April Fools Day! ^_^

I don't know from religion, but here's an episode of Rugrats that apparently explains Passover link

We celebrate passover here. I couldn't care less what to celebrate, as long as I get vaction because of the holiday and some nice presents.

I think the easterbunny is some sort of pagan icon my religion looted as a trophy after crushing the heathens' pitiful "gods" (as if some fruity nature spirits a fertility hare and gutting a man and burning him alive to please the bees and ensure next year's honey harvest can be considered an actual faith. pfft.)

Easter?

It's about this God who looked down on everyone from his mansion and said you all are pretty stupid, you can't follow my guidance, keep hurting each other, and can't keep from giving me the middle finger. You all deserve to die. But God's Son was like let me talk to the idiots before you just let them all kill themselves. So God's Son comes down and works hard to show everyone how God actually loves them and how he cares for them and wants them to not die. Of course a lot of people don't care and laugh at him and try to kill him all while giving him the middle finger but there are others that try to do what he says but of course fail still. God see's how the idiots treat his Son and He says forget it, they all still die. His Son says Father, how about this, I will die if you spare those who are trying to do whats right. God says okay, and the mob kills the Son.

The mob mocks those who tried to do what the Son said and laughs his grave. Three days later the Son comes back from the dead, (not quite zombie style) and talks to those who still believed in him.
Then he went up to live in his Father's mansion and told everyone that believes in him that they can hang out there after work.