It must be the heat because

I'm pretty cold.

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

i do not got anything clever for that other then the pity part made me think of Mr T

and i pity a fool

and i am not sure why i thought of that thanks for sharing

I'm so ugly, that's OK cuz so are you

don't know if im pretty, but i like what i see in the mirror.

I forgot the lyrics... Dang.

I don't feel pretty, I feel handsome instead ^^

Some feel pretty,
Some feel ugly.
I feel shitty,
I'm a bit crazy,
And I'm damn greedy.

...And I should go to bed, now.

Wakey wakey! How many more feeling pretty people out there?

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

Of course. All day, every day.

I feel nothing.

There's a hero
In the mirror;
He'd be clearer,
Were he nearer.
Here's a Euro -
Come out, sirrah!

I'm fantabulous, thanks for asking!

I feel shitty, thanks. :D