What question do you hate to answer?

how do you do?

Also, "can I ask you a question?" You just did, so no, you can't. The question limit for today has been reached.

When will you finally find someone you can marry?

questions which/that:

• are not questions
• don't require an answer

Team Onodera or team Chitoge?? ┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

Wow you look tired/terrible. Are you sick? Are you tired? Must've been a long day, etc.
No, I'm just not wearing any makeup. Thanks though. (Delivery guys always ask this for some reason?? Even if someone looked tired I wouldn't go up to some stranger and tell them that.)

I hate every meta question and every question about my future. I mean srsly am I am an wizard and can look into some crystal ball to tell you something about my future?

"Does it get...bigger?"

Online: "Are you really a girl?" No, genius, I'm a bird.
In rl: "What plans you have for your future?" Thanks for reminding me how uncertain and scary the future is. "Still haven't met anyone?" No and not looking, leave me in peace already! "How is your job going?" Can't we talk about something I actually like?

I would probably have to go with: "Why don't you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?"

"Are you ok?" I am freaking not okay! Not when you're asking.
"How was your day?"... Like really. Who cares. My day, my business.
Yes. Mean. Yes, I'm always like that. Yes, I don't care.

Everything about my personal life that would require info about the negative aspects. I'm fine, k bye

Can you tell me about yourself?

When people knock-knock my car's window, I open it and they ask: gonna go to the airport so "What's the pay?"

let me explain - my car has a taxi sign on the roof but IT IS NO TAXI, I AM NOT A TAXI DRIVER, the car just has it!

for those who pay attention - the car is neither yellow, nor has a typical chess black-yellow paint job

"Do you like anime?"

Are you dating someone? Why not?

When did you finish your college?

1) "How are you?" "What's up?" + generally any conversation starter that requires me to talk about what I've been doing since last time we've met. I just don't know what to say.
2) People asking for directions. (bonus points if they ask from the car). I'm horrible at that, 'cause I don't know street names and I'm bad at directions while explaining (I'm prefectly fine with navigating myself, but when I have to explain it, I struggle a lot), so I just point general direction of their destiantion or just spare them (and myself) pain and say that I don't know. On rare occasions when I actually managed to devise actual route, I realized post factum that I made some mistake while explaining or the route I gave was far from optimal.
3) "Do you have cigarette/lighter?" - Excuse me, stranger, what makes you even think I smoke? That's just ewwww.

When are you going to finish your project?
WHENEVER the FUCK I want!

"What's up?"

Can i have a photo? I want to know how the person i speak with looks like

A dumb one