75% off Portal 2 Coupons! Because I don't want them....

So, I heard you want Portal 2? And I heard you don't own portal 2 or you know someone who doesn't? Well, I have 2 coupons that are 75% off portal 2 and none of my friends wanted them so, I decided I'll just give them away on the forums. I don't THINK this is against the rules, If so, Well... Shenanigans. ANYWHO. Yea, If you know someone or want one, Give me a good reason why you think you should deserve them, or why you shouldn't... I don't care... Entertain me. The event starts from When I post this to August 29, at 5:30PM (Central Time GMT -6). The top 2 people that entertain me the most will contacted through steam. And the winners will also be posted on this forum when this little event ends. So, Good luck!

NOTE: These coupons EXPIRE August 30, So. That being said, you may want to use them ASAP and check in at the end of this event or you may not be able to use them :/.

NOTE2: Inventory check if you are that guy/girl that needs to know.