you keep using that word....im not sure it means what you think it means...
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I think he's talking about a peanut butter, jelly and pickle sandwich. They exist and are glorious. FACT.
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Wow! you have illuminati confused with demons, ghosts, and spirit forces.
Illuminati are an organization of people, not invisible etheric beings.
READ, gain knowledge
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being choked by an unseen hand is more likely something called familiarization.
a step in demonic attack/possession.
AND P.S. for someone who says they don't believe in Illuminati, you sure are defending your misinformed position re: this group of people.
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1-800-MENTALHELP. For everything else Mastercard.
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Mastercard is for everything except thepiratebay and their VPN thingy!
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This is so stupid i can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid firstly if you fell to the floor you wouldn't be able to "shout bad words loudly" because someone is gripping you by the neck and that just doesn't make any sense plus why would your roomate come back from ballet and immediately poor you a drink without changing out of his bodice/tutu and how would he lift you up if he's been doing ballet surely he'd be too tired to pick you up off the floor it just doesn't add up also why would the illuminati have fat fingers that's just offensive and surely if it was the illuminati they'd send someone who works out rather than a fat man it really just doesn't add up.
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"as if someone squeezed my throat", i said - it is a comparison. so i could shout bad words as long as i wanted (and i didn't want it at all, actually)
next, imagine yourself in this kind of situation - you come back from your ballet (whatever you are dancing there, i don't care) and found your pal lying down the floor breathless, shouting bad words. you must have the heart of stone if you don't help your friend immediately, but instead go to change your sweaty clothes. if you can think rationally (i doubt it), the first thing you do is pour you friend a glass of milk and then dissapear. what a dumbass you are, my god!
and the last thing: if illuminati have fat fingers, they surely know about it, so it isn't offensive at all (as to name dumbass a dumbass)
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Don't turn this into a semantic debate simile or not i've done tests and i know you can't shout bad words loudly if someone is squeezing your throat even if it's only as if they are and i never mentioned sweat i just know that a balletist would never handle dairy products while wearing their ballet tutu (Google it if you don't believe me) so heart of stone or not ballet law dictates that he should get changed first so i think guys this has been BUSTED.
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personally i don't believe in illuminati, but how could you explain this?
it was a sunny day when i suddenly felt suffocated, as if someone squeezed my throat with merciless fat fingers (like I said, i don't believe illuminati). i fell to the floor and began to shout bad words loudly. i don't know how long it lasted, but then my roommate returned from his ballet classes. he lifted me up and poured me a glass of milk, and then has disappeared. now i don't know what to think about this. is it illuminati or what?
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