personally i don't believe in illuminati, but how could you explain this?

it was a sunny day when i suddenly felt suffocated, as if someone squeezed my throat with merciless fat fingers (like I said, i don't believe illuminati). i fell to the floor and began to shout bad words loudly. i don't know how long it lasted, but then my roommate returned from his ballet classes. he lifted me up and poured me a glass of milk, and then has disappeared. now i don't know what to think about this. is it illuminati or what?

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you keep using that word....im not sure it means what you think it means...

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I think he's talking about a peanut butter, jelly and pickle sandwich. They exist and are glorious. FACT.

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no, i am talking about illuminati, poor thing

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Oh, gotta admit that sandwich is damn good though!

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hope you enjoyed it

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Inconceivable!

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again ?

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batcat*

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pardon me, but i insist on illuminati

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i mean both

despite the fact that i do not believe in illuminati, i can't explain it otherwise

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They just summoned an invisible daemon.

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my roommate is not an invisible demon. he wasn't invisible at all when he came, because i can't see invisible roommates. he just disappeared

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Can you see the fnords?

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see fwhat?

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Then you are not ready

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Maybe you should make sure that weed you smoked wasn't laced with something.

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i don't need to be stoned to not believe in illuminati

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its just a dream wake up poor thing

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i was not sleeping, and i'm not a thing!

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"returned from HIS ballet classes" If that's true, it must be some magic involved here.

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lgbt-magic, yes

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O.o

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Darth Vader!

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is darth vader illuminati?

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No, but I think Palpatine is.

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if you speak the truth, palpatine couldn't be vader

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It was Jesus. He compels thee.

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is jesus illuminati?

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Yes.

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I'm iluminated, does that count?

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no

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Brain and rectum AIDS. You gon' die.

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never

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As per what you have described, it seems like you had an anxiety attack.
This mental disorder can appear at any age and without any warning.

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it was a sunny day, i was relaxed and full of joy

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...those facts needn't to be related to the Anxiety attack !

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You can be relaxed and still have anxiety attacks. That's like stating that you can't have a heart attack because you are healthy and exercise every day

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true story, but i don't believe in heart attacks either

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don't worry they believe in you, and they will hit you when you least expect it.

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how do you know?

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little thing called experience

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but we had no any experience together

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ah liquor is a wonderful mind block isn't it?

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i suppose it is

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Call the exorcist maybe?

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and what if the exorcist will be one of illuminati?

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Sounds more like either drugs or a medical question for a doctor

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i don't believe in doctors

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+1

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Do you believe in something? O.o

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I saw a man that was choking there
I guess he couldn't breathe
Said to myself, this is very strange
I'm glad it wasn't me

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it wasn't you
it was illuminati
(despite i don't belive in them) ...

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you know, for someone who doesn't believe in them, you sure are pushing their existence pretty heavily

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no i don't

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people give possibilities, and you say " no it's the illuminati" or "not for the Illuminati" or "it was the illuminati". So if you don't believe in them, how can they exist? how can it be them?

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yeah, i do not believe in them, but still i am afraid of them. you never know what the darkness hides ...

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That is true. we can be anywhere...

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let me be!

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never! and you probably want to clear your browser history. geez, I didn't think half that stuff existed

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Wow! you have illuminati confused with demons, ghosts, and spirit forces.
Illuminati are an organization of people, not invisible etheric beings.
READ, gain knowledge

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do you really think they just let someone to write all the truth about them? wake up, alan!

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being choked by an unseen hand is more likely something called familiarization.
a step in demonic attack/possession.

AND P.S. for someone who says they don't believe in Illuminati, you sure are defending your misinformed position re: this group of people.

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Maybe Wrackspurts?

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don't know what it is

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1-800-MENTALHELP. For everything else Mastercard.

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not for illuminati, poor thing!

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Mastercard is for everything except thepiratebay and their VPN thingy!

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DEUS EX!

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wingardium leviosa

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for a moment there, i thought this is gonna be some serious talk thread.. xD

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there is nothing as serious as sam

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Business.

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when you discover that everything is runned by a rotten and fat beet you will wish you had not x::

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This is so stupid i can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid firstly if you fell to the floor you wouldn't be able to "shout bad words loudly" because someone is gripping you by the neck and that just doesn't make any sense plus why would your roomate come back from ballet and immediately poor you a drink without changing out of his bodice/tutu and how would he lift you up if he's been doing ballet surely he'd be too tired to pick you up off the floor it just doesn't add up also why would the illuminati have fat fingers that's just offensive and surely if it was the illuminati they'd send someone who works out rather than a fat man it really just doesn't add up.

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"as if someone squeezed my throat", i said - it is a comparison. so i could shout bad words as long as i wanted (and i didn't want it at all, actually)

next, imagine yourself in this kind of situation - you come back from your ballet (whatever you are dancing there, i don't care) and found your pal lying down the floor breathless, shouting bad words. you must have the heart of stone if you don't help your friend immediately, but instead go to change your sweaty clothes. if you can think rationally (i doubt it), the first thing you do is pour you friend a glass of milk and then dissapear. what a dumbass you are, my god!

and the last thing: if illuminati have fat fingers, they surely know about it, so it isn't offensive at all (as to name dumbass a dumbass)

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Don't turn this into a semantic debate simile or not i've done tests and i know you can't shout bad words loudly if someone is squeezing your throat even if it's only as if they are and i never mentioned sweat i just know that a balletist would never handle dairy products while wearing their ballet tutu (Google it if you don't believe me) so heart of stone or not ballet law dictates that he should get changed first so i think guys this has been BUSTED.

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was the fingers in your test fat enough?

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Is this thread really necessary? Can't we just drop the conspiracy BS and move on to something interesting?

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Are you deliberately trying to be a creep?

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no, i am not

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