personally i don't believe in illuminati, but how could you explain this?

it was a sunny day when i suddenly felt suffocated, as if someone squeezed my throat with merciless fat fingers (like I said, i don't believe illuminati). i fell to the floor and began to shout bad words loudly. i don't know how long it lasted, but then my roommate returned from his ballet classes. he lifted me up and poured me a glass of milk, and then has disappeared. now i don't know what to think about this. is it illuminati or what?

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merciless, but yet not fat enough

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illuminati....illuminati everywhere, by the way, any chance you were drunk?

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no. but i'm going to do it now. hoozah!

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do you really think it's enough to give me a link and to call me a fool then? i think that it is you who are stupid

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especially in this silly cowboy hat

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this "super" changes everything

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SOU FONNEY. HAZ TO FACEPALM BCOZ ITS SO FONNEY.

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YAY!

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Does this even make sense?

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if you want it to

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IT'S ALL ABOUT CONSPIRESSY.

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yes! it is!

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WTF :-/ hahahaha =))

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don't laugh too loud, do not draw the attention of the Illuminati

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thx for the giveaway

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you are welcome? )

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where's the hidden giveaway?

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It's definitely illuminati, you should see a doctor.

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What the fuck are you smoking, dude?

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yes, i exist

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no, you are not

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Hmm, yes! In ancient Egyptian texts there's mention of milk as a perfect repellant for merciless fat fingers. Your roommate was guided by some mysterious force to pour you a glass of milk, no doubt. Perhaps ALIENS? We'll never know.

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at last! i knew you would come! tell them, in the name of holy nonsence, that i'm telling nothing but truth!

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the fat fingers tremble before milk! it is scientifically proven

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Do you believe in spam threads?

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