The story of the random giveaway-dump-party-adventure-thing.

Long-story-short I'm in my usual slump for reasons that I may or may not be willing to disclose. So, to "fix" my slump, I've decided to use a chunk of my bank account to make some giveaways for the republic of Steamgifts.com. However, I heard there was a blackout, so take this torch! Also, the principles of the law have been changed due to this war that I have inadvertently started. Oops! Maybe we can all run away in the new truckV1.02. I heard it's like a myth right out of a fairy tale. Perhaps fate is not with us today but we will persevere!

Sorry for yet another sad and pointless sadness(uguu redundancy) thread. I feel slightly better making giveaways for this community and I feel like a lot of the people here are understanding and nice people. Hope you enjoy!