Giveaway Hacker Evolution Duality & Q.U.B.E

Ill pass, I dont know any jokes.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in water? Bob!

Have no preference on game

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

If i win i would like to take hacker evolution duality. Nice giveaway.

Seen this on some stupid 4chan picture but... here it is.

-Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?
-because it's two-tired.

...yeah, it's pretty lame. I'd like Q.U.B.E. if I won, thanks for the giveaway in any case though.

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Want Q.U.B.E., thanks :)

Don't know any jokes D:
Thanks though

Want Q.U.B.E thx ;)

I want QUBE before it's going to be cool!

Here's 1 that a new for quite some time... I'm not picky so i'd be fine with any of those 2 games though.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sx, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

The lesbians next door got me a Rolex for Christmas, but I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
QUBE

Who is the best Jewish cook?
Hitler

What did the Jewish Santa Claus say to the children when he came through the chimney?
"Who wants to buy some presents?"

Q.U.B.E

Why two blondes can't ride a bike? Both want to look over the window.

(Q.U.B.E.)

Thank you.

There is a blonde, brunette, and a red head in the middle of the desert. The brunette has a canteen of water, the red head has a basket of food, and the blonde has a car door. The brunette asks the red head why she has a basket of food. The red head replies that if she gets hungry she will have food to eat. Then the red head asks the brunette why she has a canteen of water. The brunette replies that she needed water to live and a canteen of water in a hot place would be a good idea so that she would not get dehydrated and die. They brunette and the red head look at the blonde and ask "why do you have a car door?" The blonde replies "Because if I get hot, I can just roll down the car window!"
QUBE.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Screw this poem
Need this Q.U.B.E.

I would want hacker evolution... ^^

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

I already have both games but I'll still tell a joke. :)

Q: What's the difference between a fly and a blonde?
A: A blonde doesn't stop sucking when you smack her.

How do you call an AndyBob who is giving away 2 games? Chuck NQ[UBE]rris

brah

Two Irish guys are fishing. The first guy reels in his line and sees that he’s snagged an old bottle. As he’s taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish. “Turn the lake into beer,” he says. The genie goes “Poof!” and the lake turns into beer. He says to the other guy, “So what do you think?” The other guy says, “You jerk. Now we’ve got to piss in the boat.”

i want anything XD pls

Question: Why do women have smaller feet than men?

Answer: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

Hacker please.

My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.
Hacker Evolution Duality

Not a joke, but I find this hilarious.
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Also I'm not entering.

A: Please insert 1 good joke to start this conversation.

B: heeey, knock knock ??

A: Whos there ?

B: disco

A: disco who?

B: disconnected... :D

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QUBE

A joke is easily made, but Q.U.B.E. not so easily paid.