Pretty much what the title says. Bookmark this because I'll make a shitty giveaway here in one year.

I'll close the thread whenever I feel like it, then wait one year, and hope I remember to create the giveaway.
It will most likely be a bundled game. Or maybe not. Maybe I won't even be here in one year. Or maybe I'll be super rich and will giveaway GTA VI.


Giveaways:

1 hour top prizes:

Mad Max
Megadimension Neptunia VII

24 hours consolation prizes:

This War of Mine
Sir, You Are Being Hunted
Uurnog Uurnlimited

Bonus:

Darkest Dungeon® Contributed by JPDEFO!

No level requirements. No SGTools. No bullshit. Just private giveaways.
PS: Read January 15th update. More precisely, don't leak this giveaway, not even to friends. Danke.


EDIT

As this thread hasn't been bumped for one day, I do believe this would be a good time to close it.

In approximately 360 days, the OP will contain links/info for my giveaways. By closing this thread, I make it impossible to bump the thread. I also ask to all of you who know about this thread to keep it a secret. Less people who know about it, less people (but much more dedicated ones) will be present for the giveaways, which is a good thing for you.

About a week before the giveaway(s) are posted, I will edit the OP to point out that I am still aware of my promise and still plan to honor it. If less than one week is left before the thread's birthday, and I have still not edited the OP - let me know by posting on my Steam profile. I'll appreciate the reminder. Better be late than never.

With that said - see you in 2018.


January 10 update

I know.

However, be warned - this was created before Valve removed gifts inventory. That, plus shitty region restrictions issues, means I was not able to acquire anything as impressive as I would have hoped for. While you can prepare for me to deliver on my promise, I cannot guarantee you won't be disappointed in my bundled/shitty trash giveaways.

Cheers.

January 15 update

Giveaways will be hosted on January 17th, at (or close to) the same time of the thread's creation (if I don't forget).
Just thought I'd point it out.

Also, it's obvious but let me be very clear - DON'T tell your friends about this thread. Don't tell anyone about this thread. Don't leak the link or title of the thread, the giveaways, etc. If I suspect leaking I won't hesitate to dump the entire thing and delete every giveaway.

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Bookmarked.... now I wait for you to make your move 007.

7 years ago
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Sure, why not. I'll make a note on my phone. :P
See you in an year. (Assuming I don't get fed up with life and and slit my throat by then, get crushed by a meteor, get a heart attack, get randomly shot, drown, get eaten by wild rabid dogs or any other circumstance which would make me unable to be here then.)

7 years ago
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Or lost your phone?

7 years ago
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Nevaaah.
(Also, actually I made a note on my old phone too, so I'd have to lose both phones somehow. That is not happening. :D )

7 years ago
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Nah don't think I'll survive in 1 year

7 years ago
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We'll remind you in 1 year XD

7 years ago
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I'm never gonna remember this.

7 years ago
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Is it the future yet?

7 years ago
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The future in now. Constantly. Time never stops. The future is what we make of it. Time doesn't wait.
Note: The previous catchphrases, sentences or motto are a trademark of Jbondguy007® Enterprises™ and Steamgifts.com®™ - all rights reserved 2017

7 years ago
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same

7 years ago
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GTA VI sucks. Will most probably still play the all-time second best game then. Also: no cards for GTA, no profitz, therefore waste of the Steam library spot.
But while you're at it: Take all my points! Not that it would take long to recover after a Humblebundle evening.

7 years ago
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ahahah wow

7 years ago
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For the especially dedicated, needing a reminder.

7 years ago
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Bookmarked, Hope I will remember this :((

7 years ago
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I will make a giveaway of Half-Life 3 when released, keep tuned !

7 years ago
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well. thank you in advance :P

7 years ago
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this will be reminder of my dumb move - bought 1$ HB today, got only 2 keys (thought i will have VV as well to giveaway, but well, shit...)

View attached image.
7 years ago
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What is this from and is this the actual dialogue?
Pleasebetheactualdialoguepleasebetheactualdialogue

7 years ago
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damn! you dont read! you were supposed to comment next year!
not even close : Aldnoah zero, ep3

7 years ago
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Ain't nobodeh got time to hover!
Also you didn't read first, I said in the OP I was going to close this discussion (to avoid bumping). :D
Aw. Oh well, it has a freaking grenade launcher, worth checking out I guess.

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7 years ago
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I'm disorganized and unreliable as fuck. I'm probably going to forget, at which point the entire Steamgifts community will rain shit upon me. But I'll try to remember.

7 years ago
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I'll make a shitty giveaway here in one year.

I'm expecting crap heh

7 years ago
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I'll be back. melt away in molten steel while doing a thumb up

7 years ago
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This is the gif you are looking for.

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7 years ago
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You got me!
I mean, you really did, in video/gif. You did not tell me you were recording!

7 years ago
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I still have a link saved in a text document on my desktop that someone else said to save from almost a year ago, but they didn't say how long to save it for. I'll add this link in that file and hopefully i'll remember to check back in a year :)

Edit 1/17/18: I completely forgot about this thread and I just happened to open the reminder file today and was surprised I opened it on the exact day because I haven't checked it in months :)

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I'm in.

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7 years ago
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What about making a closed thread every day and eventually call any of them whenever you want it next year ?

7 years ago
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True story, I actually do create lots of threads I close right away for puzzles and other uses. I also have a formatting thread to test out the formatting of a thread before I post it, a notes thread, and even some archives of giveaway thread's closed giveaways (positive thread).

7 years ago
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I'll mark it, but I'm totally sure i will forget to check it in a year.

7 years ago
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i want
wait, i don't know what i want!!! damn you jbondguy! :D

7 years ago
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I'll set aside some points in an off-shore account to make sure I have enough when the time comes.

7 years ago
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This is evil.
I like it.

7 years ago
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Technically, you don't even know if you'll still be alive on January 17, 2018.

Just sayin' :)

7 years ago
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Or permabanned ^^

7 years ago
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You mean: or worse, permabanned!

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:P

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Closed 7 years ago by jbondguy007.