Pretty much what the title says. Bookmark this because I'll make a shitty giveaway here in one year.

I'll close the thread whenever I feel like it, then wait one year, and hope I remember to create the giveaway.
It will most likely be a bundled game. Or maybe not. Maybe I won't even be here in one year. Or maybe I'll be super rich and will giveaway GTA VI.


Giveaways:

1 hour top prizes:

Mad Max
Megadimension Neptunia VII

24 hours consolation prizes:

This War of Mine
Sir, You Are Being Hunted
Uurnog Uurnlimited

Bonus:

Darkest Dungeon® Contributed by JPDEFO!

No level requirements. No SGTools. No bullshit. Just private giveaways.
PS: Read January 15th update. More precisely, don't leak this giveaway, not even to friends. Danke.


EDIT

As this thread hasn't been bumped for one day, I do believe this would be a good time to close it.

In approximately 360 days, the OP will contain links/info for my giveaways. By closing this thread, I make it impossible to bump the thread. I also ask to all of you who know about this thread to keep it a secret. Less people who know about it, less people (but much more dedicated ones) will be present for the giveaways, which is a good thing for you.

About a week before the giveaway(s) are posted, I will edit the OP to point out that I am still aware of my promise and still plan to honor it. If less than one week is left before the thread's birthday, and I have still not edited the OP - let me know by posting on my Steam profile. I'll appreciate the reminder. Better be late than never.

With that said - see you in 2018.


January 10 update

I know.

However, be warned - this was created before Valve removed gifts inventory. That, plus shitty region restrictions issues, means I was not able to acquire anything as impressive as I would have hoped for. While you can prepare for me to deliver on my promise, I cannot guarantee you won't be disappointed in my bundled/shitty trash giveaways.

Cheers.

January 15 update

Giveaways will be hosted on January 17th, at (or close to) the same time of the thread's creation (if I don't forget).
Just thought I'd point it out.

Also, it's obvious but let me be very clear - DON'T tell your friends about this thread. Don't tell anyone about this thread. Don't leak the link or title of the thread, the giveaways, etc. If I suspect leaking I won't hesitate to dump the entire thing and delete every giveaway.

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I would join

7 years ago
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Only if you remember to check back on January 17, 2018.

7 years ago
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thats why I bookmarked it

7 years ago
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thx for GTA VI

7 years ago
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I thought that i'm an evil when i create 4 weeks long giveaways, but you're way beyond that. TEACH ME MASTER <3

7 years ago
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Wait a year for a giveaway
Giveaway lasts 1 hour

I hope I didn't ruin your evil masterplan just now.

7 years ago
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That's so Evil that I want to do it

7 years ago
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Nah, I was thinking about running it for either a day or a week. Probably a week.
Also maybe multiple giveaway ending at different times (high quality giveaway lasts 1 hour, medium quality 1 day, low quality 1 week).

7 years ago
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Eeeeh, you are Evil.
I will for sure contribuite with an AAA to this event.
Count me in.

7 years ago
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That's cool with me. Now at least it'll convince me to giveaway something decent so that you don't steal the spotlight. >:D

7 years ago
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So let's make this even better.
Anything that you giveaway, i will give too.
Sounds nice?

7 years ago
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Nah, I like the other idea better. Just giveaway anything, I was joking about the spotlight thing. :P

7 years ago
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thx for pong II revenge of pong

7 years ago
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A lot can happen in a year. :P
What if the Dragonborn comes for you?

7 years ago
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I'll be fine, nobody ever visits me out here in the Canadian winterness- er, wilderness.

7 years ago
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A bunch of Steam people I know are from Canada, you should have a get together!
But my guess would be you wouldn't show up. :P

7 years ago
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Heck, I wouldn't see anyone even if they were next door. I'm genuinely afraid of meeting/seeing people. :(

7 years ago
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Sounds like one of your good friends should force you to play more Steam games whilst using a microphone, so that you can get over your fear of people!

7 years ago
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What kind of friends? Online friends?
I used to know a great bunch of people from SG a while ago who played games and had a Teamspeak. They invited me to join, but I couldn't convince myself to do it. Besides, I can barely play multiplayer games due to a shitty internet.

Nowadays, they all left or are very inactive, so yeah. I miss the hilarious bastards. It was a time of good fun and little drama for Steamgifts. :P

7 years ago
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I know the feeling. Whenever you're comfortable enough, you could start playing games with people that don't expect you to use voice chat just to get started. Maybe eventually you'll feel the urge to hop in.
Although, shitty Internet sounds like a big problem.

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If I ever use voice chat, I'd prefer to do it with people I know and am comfortable with... the thing is, the combination of poor internet and my aversion to voice chat made me pretty lone when it comes to gaming. Nowadays I just really don't get the opportunity to play with friends in multiplayer games, so I stick to LAN and singleplayer. At most, I'll play some Dirty Bomb with random people.

But to be honest, I was exaggerating when I said I was afraid of people. I'm much better at dealing with face-to-face interaction than I used to be, although I still have a very hard time warming up to someone, and I'll still be an awkward and anxious fucker when talking to people. But I manage. That's what really counts, right?

7 years ago
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Yup! Progress is progress.
I used to be like you. But then I started working.
That kind of requires me to talk to people all the time.
But in the end, turned out to be a good thing, so I've got that going for me.

7 years ago
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I work at home. I guess that's not that good is it? :P

7 years ago
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HEY GUYS. WHO WANTS TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 WITH JBONDGUY?! I HEAR HE HAS A SEXY VOICE!

7 years ago
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Please stop ;_;

7 years ago
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I'm just helping you on your quest to find jbondgirl007. :3

7 years ago
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Tumalu
Professional Wingman

7 years ago
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You are aware that this is pretty much a death-sentence ? There's a reason not many Bondgirls appear in a 2nd movie :D

7 years ago
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Hahaha!

7 years ago
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Alright, I can play the waiting game.

7 years ago
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We will wait! =)

7 years ago
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Thanks for Skyrim 2.

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7 years ago
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+1

7 years ago
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Can't you do it in like 30s I want to go to sleep ç_ç

7 years ago
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...Says the man who planned a 2017 puzzle event in 2016, months before the start date. :D

7 years ago
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But I put the last link for the event on the 15th and started it with a delay of 3m D:

7 years ago
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Fuck I read 1 HOUR, not 1 YEAR -.-"

7 years ago
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH- sorry, I shouldn't laugh. I assume you've been waiting all this time instead of going to bed? Please don't die because of me.

7 years ago
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Yes -.-"

7 years ago
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...will giveaway GTA VI

we all know that's a lie, because GTA VI won't be on steam till it's been out on consoles for at least two years...

7 years ago
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Amen to that :D
Unless they pull a Red Dead Redemption

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Can i pre-enter :P

7 years ago
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Sure. $5,000 guarantees you an entry in the giveaway (or at least, you'll receive a reminder).

7 years ago
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Faraday Future reference?

7 years ago
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No reference that I know of, just the creativity of a fucked up mind (mine).

7 years ago
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did i win?

7 years ago
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Everyone's a winner if they manage to survive 2018 and live to tell the tale.

7 years ago
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I thought that's been the deal about 2012 already.

7 years ago
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Eh, for me surviving one year is always a great accomplishment. It's actually an accomplishment for everyone else, they just won't admit it. I mean, why else would you celebrate the new year's eve/new year? You're secretly celebrating the achievement of not being dead before the end of the year. It's all a hush-hush conspiracy I tell you. Don't trust anyone.

puts on tinfoil hat

7 years ago
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Thanks for GTA V Remaster Ultimate Heist Edition HD with CJ as a preorder.

7 years ago
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I miss CJ and the whole NWA vibe of San Andreas

7 years ago
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take my points in advance? xDDD

7 years ago
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So, I have bookmarked this. But who will remind me to look here? :)

7 years ago
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For a small fee, I'll personally send you a formal reminder and a box of chocolates.

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7 years ago
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Lindt Dark Chili chocolate. Because I strive only for the very best.
Or you know, just some cheap sugary brown glue for those without class.

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7 years ago
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Hey hey, this is Canada. We only get the leftovers, so unfortunately for me, the chocolate selection isn't very large. I like the Lindt Chili Chocolate though.

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7 years ago
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GTA IV in one year? Pfft, yeah sure, more like the next decade.

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View attached image.
7 years ago
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Smart move...

7 years ago
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thanks ;)

7 years ago
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I did the same lol

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View attached image.
7 years ago
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What is that?!

7 years ago
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Alert bot for Telegram :)

7 years ago
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Can't wait!

7 years ago
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Then you'll get nothing! You lose! Good day sir madam!

7 years ago
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Someone answer me please in one year ;)

7 years ago
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I'll close the thread whenever I feel like it, then wait one year

:P

7 years ago
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You should giveaway the new Assassin's Creed or Call of Duty, i am sure you'll have a couple of each to choose from by then.

7 years ago
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Sadly true.

7 years ago
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bad rats might be a good idea as surprise gibbie

7 years ago
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It has to be Bad Rats 2

7 years ago
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bad rats as gibbie, bad rats 2 for the whitelist, bwhahaha >xD

7 years ago
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I'll refresh it like a boss in one year. Yes.

7 years ago
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Assuming we are all still here in one year.

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Trump won't be THAT bad

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He'll send us all spiraling into WWIII within 6-8 months.

7 years ago
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What will you do if your prediction fails? It's only fun if there's skin in the game :)

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Closed 7 years ago by jbondguy007.