This is a special day, people. I am creating my 100th thread and want to make it unique and beautiful, and special, and butterflies.

There /is something very unique about this thread: I am flat fucking broke. Well, not broke, I just cashed my check instead of depositing it and I am too lazy to go get some Steam Gift cards. I'll get them tomorrow.

So let's find another way to celebrate this milestone (sure, at least 50% of my threads were shit, but you're counting, not me.) I could give out IOU's to people that they could cash in for whatever they want in the future. I could get naked and romp around in my garage, occasionally standing on a chair or something so that my neighbors get a brief glimpse of my penii. I could coerce you guys into making giveaways here, in my stead. (Is that begging, am I gonna get in trouble again?) I could accept challenges, such as; down a whole bottle of Dawn soap and burp the biggest bubble. Or maybe we could just parlay, and pretend that I'm giving away keys.

Let's toss out some ideas that will allow us lonely fucks to have a good time tonight. (You are the lonely fuck. Not me. Obviously.)

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What should happen?

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IOU's
Naked penis window!
I got this, Let ME give the games for once.
Challenges!
Parlay! Arrrgh.

penii

What.

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That's plural for penis. I have 3.

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The plural was what I found surprising.

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Why? How many do you have?

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A gentleman never shares his secrets.

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Ah, well I'm a collector, albeit a new one, so my collection is small. I'll grow (get it?) it as I find more victims. er...donors.

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That's fucked up, man.
Let me know how that goes.

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lol well now I'm dying to know.

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.5 was the last count, I hear.

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Oh my.. I'm so sorry.

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That hurts. That was ONE time. You said you would never mention it again!
Should have known I wouldn't find Llamas sexually attractive.

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Upvote for Psych image.
Another upvote for Guy Buttersnaps.

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Llama has left the conversation. Does that mean I win?

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Well of course!

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Sweeeet.

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"I could get naked and romp around in my garage, occasionally standing on a chair or something so that my neighbors get a brief glimpse of my penii." <I vote for that

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I lied

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Motorpenis is missing from the poll, so I guess Naked penis window will have to suffice.

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There you are!

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Do I know you?

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Do you know you?

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The correct answer was: "No, but there you are!"

/Yea, baby.

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i vote for you could get naked and romp around your garage, only if u dress like a llama and shout to all your neighbours listen.

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I do not own a llama costume, and that would not be naked.

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This is always the best reply.

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Shaved llama

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Come back with real stuff to give and not IOU's, dick windows, or empty promises of Subaru's.

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My Subaru is fully loaded. Thank you.

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Fully loaded with disco balls & Llama nutts.

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and you are blacklisted anyway.

What do you have against dick windows?

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dick smudges.

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I just found my new band name.

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AKA Mushroom prints.

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and you are blacklisted anyway.

Just because you Blacklisted now you furry drunk bastard, does not mean, when I win Dying Light, you can renege on the giveaway.

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:( why so mean?

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It is called joke. Much like yours with saying you never win giveaways, yet also never enter.

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:D

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Are you mean?

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No, I am a realist. I say things that may come off a bit brackish or tasteless, but to me they hold some sort of meaning.

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Ok I thought maybe I was missing something. Cause I never thought you were mean.

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I'm down!

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I could get naked and romp around in my garage, occasionally standing on a chair or something so that my neighbors get a brief glimpse of my penii.

Why would you want to make it a normal Friday night?

You said this thread was special!

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Good point.

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I've got a Templeton neat for you if you need to think on it a while. Gets the mind flowing.

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It won't be a good point until you let it go.

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penii!

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Penii and buttii!

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llama

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penis.

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Naked motorpenis thrustmaster warthog hotas FTW!!!

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Penis option gets automatic vote. Yes.

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I find goats more entertaining cause bbbbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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This reminds me of a guy I knew a long time ago. His name was sheep, because he found them more "entertaining"....

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blacklisted

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Motorpeniiiiiiiiiiiii

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I'd rather see you get drunk and then try to teach something to your cat. That'd be much more fun, I think. And less traumatizing for the neighbors than the peen-window combo.

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What should I teach him?

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Good question. The possibilities are almost endless... Well, if you wish to go for something useful, maybe you should try to teach your cat how to use the toilet. And that includes flushing after every use, of course. No more litter box cleaning, that would be pretty neat.

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How to make you a sandwich.

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This is where happy thoughts come to die.

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Let's hope your neighbors won't call the cops :O

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I eat cops for sexfest.

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In that case you should definitely stick to the majority's vote!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXlzci1rKNM

I'm watching this. you should too.

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I'MMMM AAAA WEEEIIRRRRDOOOO.

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If you can listen to and watch this shit for 48 hours in a row I'll gift you whatever the hell you want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CawoPNkY00

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I was expecting shit, but I actually enjoyed that.

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Have you filled out the insurance forms yet?

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I can not be insured. Long story.

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Who are you?

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Some dick.

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Pics pls.

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Who ever actually has to ask for a dick pic? I thought they just came out of nowhere.

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In my profile.

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I'm disappointed. I looked through all your profile's images and only saw boobs. Not a single dick.

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hey arent you that guy

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I'm a guy, yes

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Post your favorite music videos. the ones I like get an entry to either GTA V, or Dying Light. Thier choice.

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dafuk

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dafuq what? are you judging my taste in music?

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Here's another one for you. I always knew you were fucking racist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThGn4gMkwLo

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Naked guy video. You've got the wrong gender.

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i can't stop watching

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this one is on repeat for me actually... im learning the back girls dance moves.

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leider geil

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I really don't know what's wrong with everyone. This is a great song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

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hopefully two are acceptable, but if not first is cool :D
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT0iQRjHbW4
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3f-eDzkxcw (the ending yo)

Edit: sorry Tumalu, I'm an idiot these are for our llama friend

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YUP! message me with your choice of game.

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obvious.

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nah

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One more try

I would lie if I said I watch a lot of music videos.

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Am a Grohl fan, but this is a weak one. :(

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Is my fav :( llama y u do dis

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Not sure if favourite but this one is cool.
Probably all videos from that band actually :P

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Their videos are amazing. message me with your choice.

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Dying Light is tempting but I'd go with Grand Theft Auto V! Much love, llama!

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My baby brother sent me this link about an hour ago. Since I don't have a favorite music video I'll just go with this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiBYM6g8Tck

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Die in a fire.

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Don't act like it isn't catchy!

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Now I need a shower. You owe me a game.

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don't worry its not let it go

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If you had posted the multi-language version, I would have given you a link to every GA I make for the next 3 months.

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Germans sound angry, but I like the Japanese and french versions plus a couple that I dont remember

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And this one. Because it's creative and we all know hot dudes come out of comics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

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If you are not already in them both, message me for a link.

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I'm in both. Just not the other GTA V. But I'll message you anyways because I love you.

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Blacklisted.

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What???! :D

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And this one. Because Llama is obsessed with penii.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgPcwLTMWo
Kay I'm done.

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Never really thought that was funny. Is it just me?

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Not really. Just catchy.

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Here, have some Günther...

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made it 2 seconds.

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How can you resist a peen-themed song? O_o Clearly, you're not drunk enough.

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https://youtu.be/Rim-m4Wtcqo

I'm already in both giveaways anyway :D

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you mean all three?

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Damn I missed one, I shouldn't have slept

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Not my favorite song by this lovely lady.. But I love this video!

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I don't really know what to think :-/

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I know.. I have issues. I'm trying to work through them.. lol

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meh

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NOPE!

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everywhere

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Also (potentially) penii related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI

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Win.

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Lemme try again. This one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w248uwpAX14

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Why did I immediately want to play crazy taxi? message me with your choice.

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Thats the crazy in you waking up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dying light 4 lyfe!

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I can only take so many showers before I run out of hot water.

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actually just remembered this one that i actually love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgox84KE7iY

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I was digging it till I noticed he was bare foot. Then I got sick and closed it.

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It has my dream car. add me for a link.

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*DANCE*DANCEJIGJIG

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Now for the 10 hour version!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh7lp9umG2I

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*DANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCEDANCEJIGJIGDANCE*DANCEJIGJIG

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You broke my browser!

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is that possible?

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You mind-fucked me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_VsvZmIWxY

Maybe you could sing this during the motorpenis - window combo?

"I was born with a shotgun in my hand...." :))

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That reminds me a lot of old school Metallica. message me for a link

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Ok.. since you were not sure what to think of my first video. This is another video I love.

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Abso-lutely. message me for a link.

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That bitch was too ugly to watch

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second chance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w

This video is very fucked up and the characters are very assholeish. There's an iOS game for that.

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I miss Lucas Arts so much :(

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Lucas Arts? :P

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This reminds me of this video for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq7Ovshz1UI

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Vaaaaguely...

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I know it's not related but this was the first thing what came in my mind.

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I'll add two I hope that's ok:

  1. Aerosmith - Crazy I know it's Aerosmith but had a huge crush on Alicia Silverstone and love the viedos they released with her on them.
  2. Cafe Tacvba - Eres
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Oh god, yes. I wanted Alicia sooooo bad.

message me for a link.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVTvbWCfMSU

90's industrial is not dead!

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I would probably dig this in the right mood.

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cause you wanted it

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I can never get enough of this. message me if you are not in all 4 GAs already

Though honestly, the version that shows the actual singers is better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0T8Cd4UhA

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BRB, listening to this for the 18th time.

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I never know if a music video with just the vocalists singing is considered a music video

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Is there music? Is there a video?

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llama outsmarted me again :'(

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This one is pretty good too.

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That was fucking dumb. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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Lol

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I'm a liar. I'm listening to it again.

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No idea whether or not this will work for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hMAnj7bA38

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Here is another great video. Thanks to you I'll be watching videos all night. :P

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Memories. message me for a link.

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to be fair. some of his voices suck. Sebastian? awful.

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Wow thanks to you. I went from watching music videos to watching this! I really need to get off youtube.

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I saw the title and closed it. Dafuq.

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Aww but you're missing an amazing thing!

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The title reminded me of this

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Favorite? No such thing exists. Besides, you threatened to expose your penii so only BAD music for you, thrice-fold:

Good+good != Good Tribute to the psychedelic 60s, Tolkien, and Leonard Nimoy.
F*d Up: Lyrics: "With the stroke of magic hands I'll make your dreams come true".
Duck Tales

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i like this one very much at the moment
this one i like too
and of course

but no need of links in case you like them :)

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Looks like I'm late to the party. BUT I DON"T CARE
Song for the lulz
Real deal

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Changing my video. I like this one a lot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RB-RcX5DS5A

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Yes. I fucking love Cold play because they inspired me to learn the piano.

I can play any cold play now on both the piano and violin.

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I love singing this song, it's one of the few I can do by Coldplay, hes got mad vocals.

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