The 100th Llama thread!

This is a special day, people. I am creating my 100th thread and want to make it unique and beautiful, and special, and butterflies.

There /is something very unique about this thread: I am flat fucking broke. Well, not broke, I just cashed my check instead of depositing it and I am too lazy to go get some Steam Gift cards. I'll get them tomorrow.

So let's find another way to celebrate this milestone (sure, at least 50% of my threads were shit, but you're counting, not me.) I could give out IOU's to people that they could cash in for whatever they want in the future. I could get naked and romp around in my garage, occasionally standing on a chair or something so that my neighbors get a brief glimpse of my penii. I could coerce you guys into making giveaways here, in my stead. (Is that begging, am I gonna get in trouble again?) I could accept challenges, such as; down a whole bottle of Dawn soap and burp the biggest bubble. Or maybe we could just parlay, and pretend that I'm giving away keys.

Let's toss out some ideas that will allow us lonely fucks to have a good time tonight. (You are the lonely fuck. Not me. Obviously.)