This is a special day, people. I am creating my 100th thread and want to make it unique and beautiful, and special, and butterflies.

There /is something very unique about this thread: I am flat fucking broke. Well, not broke, I just cashed my check instead of depositing it and I am too lazy to go get some Steam Gift cards. I'll get them tomorrow.

So let's find another way to celebrate this milestone (sure, at least 50% of my threads were shit, but you're counting, not me.) I could give out IOU's to people that they could cash in for whatever they want in the future. I could get naked and romp around in my garage, occasionally standing on a chair or something so that my neighbors get a brief glimpse of my penii. I could coerce you guys into making giveaways here, in my stead. (Is that begging, am I gonna get in trouble again?) I could accept challenges, such as; down a whole bottle of Dawn soap and burp the biggest bubble. Or maybe we could just parlay, and pretend that I'm giving away keys.

Let's toss out some ideas that will allow us lonely fucks to have a good time tonight. (You are the lonely fuck. Not me. Obviously.)

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What should happen?

View Results
IOU's
Naked penis window!
I got this, Let ME give the games for once.
Challenges!
Parlay! Arrrgh.

This : don't click or this

Will this thread treat us softly?

Update: I think you should try grow a new dicky? How it will be to have 2 cucumbers...

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You should draw a face on your penis with a sharpie!

9 years ago
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I was going to question why FESTIVE LLAMA PARTY wasn't a poll option, then I actually googled festive llamas and discovered none of the photos were as great as photos I used to view of festive llamas back in 2004, so now I don't know what I feel about life

9 years ago
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Congratz in the best llama-way posible D: You should make a deathmatch, nothing better that death, gore and deadly competition to celebrate a number! D:

9 years ago
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Most shocking live-leak video?

9 years ago
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Yeah! D:
Here is a nice video about Fireman and Policeman, they know how to party hard! D:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=72a_1426888768

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Did I miss it? Nothing happened.

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Well, they started to brawl... and the policeman were so few that the fireman started to chase them... it was funny... i think D:

9 years ago
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That isn't too hard to choose. Llama dongers all the way.

9 years ago
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The Ducky has arrived.

9 years ago
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Did you give up on our roll-play?

9 years ago
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What do you mean give up? Last time I checked, you hadn't replied. I do a round of replies,where I answer to all the adventures that have replies on them.

As if I could give up on our adventures.

9 years ago
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Really? I missed your reply? Can you link me? I'm .......a llama

9 years ago
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I'll do it when I get on my computer. Using SG on the phone is hell. Especially with my wings. I've also benched another adventure for you; the one where you're tied to a pole and being pelted with tomatoes.

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yup. thank you and message me for a link, if you are not in it already.

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He's been too busy flashing his neighbors to notice you:(

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I know I am his neighbor. I get to see Llama dongers every Friday night. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago
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I don't have time for Llama thread today, but I came to say I love you Llama <3

9 years ago
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No need to be a dick.

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Sorry :/

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Congrats on your 100th Llama thread.

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no one likes an ass-kisser.

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Who says I just want to kiss your ass ;)

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Chopping broccoli is better.

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wat do?

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The Witcher 3 has been added to the choices.

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I can't wait for that to release. I bought my copy almost a year before it's current release date:( Hopefully no more delays.

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What? Damnit! I am a sucker..

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Great addition!

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reply to the RPG! RP..thing. the thing. that pother thread. that thing.

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Okay! Okay! Get off my back, woman!

9 years ago
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And yet you haven't. And the dishes are still dirty. Why did I marry you?

9 years ago
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Are you saying the best place for a woman is to clean the dishes and cook the food?
Kitchen bound brothels ran by a Llama that spits when drunk like a fool.

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I have replied. You always blame me for your problems. And you married me because you fell in love with how eloquently I spoke.

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You two are going to have the cutest babies ever!

View attached image.
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HOLY CRAP! This thread is hugeeeee... like my pen

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Pfft. one of the smaller threads.
5000 comments and I give away a Steam VR.

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Replies count too raitt?

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I can't stop staring at that gif.

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In case anyone missed it, being the 100th llama thread, I will give away a Steam VR if we hit 5000 comments (I know, unprecedented). There will probably be restrictions, as I do not know how shipping and international sales will be handled. But! Let this be the first official Steam VR giveaway!

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yay!

9 years ago
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Out of curiosity any idea how well those would fit over glasses?

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They better fucking fit well. I wear glasses 24/7

9 years ago
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Same. Too much of a pussy to get Lasik

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Lasik can't help my condition :( I'm stuck being perpetually awesome.

9 years ago
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Well good news is you have on reason to put a laser in your eye.

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Probably the better choice. It's still very expensive and not 100% safe. Even if it's done in a respected clinic in a first world country.
I will wait a couple of years and then maybe do it.

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Really? Hasn't it been in practice for a really long time now anyway?

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There are recent stories in which the operation actually worsened the sight and the patients had to go through a lot of additional operations just to get back to their natural performance.
They had to pay for that, too, so I wouldn't go for it any time soon.

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Officially too afraid to ever get it done now. Thanks :(

9 years ago
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Sorry :P
Give it 10 years and it's gonna be safe (and cheaper).

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too late :P lol

9 years ago
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And I find contact lenses to irritating to use. I wear glasses too. :D

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o.O

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I just saw this, 2 hours late, so sorry Llama, I'm dead tired and I'm not much of use rite now :P
I'll just say this: "American Beauty". Interpret whatever the heck you want, your intro was hilary-ous (XD) and that's why you made me think of that movie. Good night, I'll see you guys (and gals) tomorrow or whenever this drunk excuse of--sorry, too strong, this great buddy of us, the awesome OddLlama! call us here again any time soon :P

Best, Ed.

9 years ago
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Gnight metaleroed

9 years ago
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What are you talking about? We are still doing this.

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only 4765 comments to go!

9 years ago
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Can we comment spam?

9 years ago
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Aww that's cute! I meant that I was 2 hs late after you initiated another night-party-fun-yeah not that it was over :P
I guess by now I should know that with llama, meow, tumalu and the whole gang, the fun never stops xD

That's ok, I like the randomness of this thing, keep it fresh.. today summer's out, autumn/fall comes kicking in, sorry I missed it but hopefully you all had a good time :)

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Good night, bud.

9 years ago
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I feel obligated to share this with all of you for it's sheer awesomeness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSLRn-fHx14

9 years ago
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Wow! 100 threads made by a llama.
I guess they really like talking, that nineties TV comercial was right all along.

9 years ago
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I just came home and am making dinner.

Maybe I will make a shitty bundle giveaway in a bit.

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What a coincidence, I am making dinner for tomorrow right now.
I have a game hen in a crock pot with yummy vegetables & spice.
Soon it will be ready for all my children to enjoy.

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Wait what?

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Wait what?

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Wait... WHAT?!

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Now you guys are just fucking with me.

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I know right, How dare they fuck with you!

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I know right. How dare they.

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Well, it's definitely not me.

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I'm confused..everything was deleted. What happened here?

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Swiss cheese happened. That is what had happened here.

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And nobody though of informing me? Blasphemy !!

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AND IIIIIIIIII EEEEEEE IIIIIIII !!!!!!!!

WILL ALWAYS !

LOVE YOUUUUUUU!

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I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take...

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The dreams in which I'm dying;

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Okay, now this is eerie. I should know this.

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are the best I've ever had

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Children waiting for the day they feel good.

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Happy Birthday, Happy Birthdaaayyyyayayayy

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And to feel the way that every child should

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sit and listen, sit and listen...

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Sit and listen. Sit and listen-en-en. ?
Edit: OKAY FINALLY, I got it.

9 years ago
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Did ........ did we just have cyber sex thru a song ? :|

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EzuAl71myw

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God dammit. I should know this.
Edit: Oh.
That took me.
Way too long.

9 years ago
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This sounds really familiar. I can't quite identify it.

9 years ago
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Mad World

Not sure if they where going for the original version or the Gary Jules cover that was used in a Gears of Wars commercial.

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If I had to guess, it'd be Gary Jules.

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Gary Jules, I fell in love with it after Watching Donnie Darko.

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Yeah me too. <3

9 years ago
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Llamas have penises!? Sure I wanna see it, send me a pic.
A not gay pic of your dick ofcourse.
Well ok maybe trow in a gay one as well just for good measure.
No homo!

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It's not gay unless you make eye contact

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I've been torn on which video I'd like to show but in my opinion this music video is a good representation of every thread I've seen you in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6DmHGYy_xk

We're the ones on the left. (Bain is at the 1:50 mark)

9 years ago
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lol

9 years ago
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I don't think anyone posted any keys or giveaways?

So here's a giveaway.

1 hour long.

EDIT: nvm scrolled up and saw a key. o wall.

9 years ago
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Thank you for your giveaway.

9 years ago
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Seems like this would be up Bainsol's alley. Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vET4UWlMlM

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I don't know what's up with this topic but i recomend you go to a gloryhole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYS8jyOcFc

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