I just realized that I have a major problem... I can't stop buying crap for steam.

I currently have 2,194 games on steam. I also loaded up a second account with 567 games (I did give account access to a friend). I currently have a list of 480 unused game keys, and another 15 unused gifts in my inventory.

I buy almost every bundle, and pick up way more games than I should when they go on sale. I do have an infatuation with collecting steam cards (I have obtained almost 5k cards) but that can't be the reason alone that I purchase all these things.

I believe steam is a virus and I have been infected. I don't know how long I have to live but I know I will die a miserable death. There will have been so many games I owned but never played...

If you believe you have come in contact with me or with steam recently, then you may be infected as well. Check your library for signs of infection and please get back to me asap. I want to know that I am not alone.

9 years ago

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I'm infected too :(
Please somebody, help develop a vaccine and treatment :(

9 years ago
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I know that feeling. Until home bills pull priority. That stopped my spending dramatically. It's like a drug yes :)

9 years ago
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yep, I'm infected.

9 years ago
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The problem is that you are selfish. I have given away more games than I own X4 (I own about 550). Where were you? Playing on your new fucking computer. That's where.

I still love you, though.

WHERE IS THE KEY I FORGOT ABOUT AND DON"T ACTUALLY NEED?!

9 years ago
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I said I'm going to surprise you!

9 years ago
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Cough H604E-PNF72-9DPH7 Cough

See now I'm coughing up keys...

9 years ago
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You got a new computer? Nice! What specs?

9 years ago
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Its not new, I made it like a year ago almost :P

9 years ago
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bs. We skypes for that build, like, 3 months ago. ok, still not new. sue me.

9 years ago
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Three midgets run in circles around his desk reading from a book on quantum physics. It's surprisingly fast, but not good for much beyone midget porn.

9 years ago
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I see. On a completely unrelated note, where did he buy this computer, and do they ship to Canada?

9 years ago
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There is a website for what you are looking for. no new hardware required.

9 years ago
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You don't buy these computers... you have to have oddllama shit them out his arse

9 years ago
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Now I know what I'm voting for in his next giveaway!

9 years ago
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Damn, I like elves :/

9 years ago
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It's the sickness caused by bundle sites and bundles and it can only be cured by being poor

9 years ago
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We are all infected, this is how the end begins.

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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If you want an anthropological answer, yes, you are a gatherer.
Instinct makes you feel the need to keep up collecting, even garbage.
I am no psychologist, but to me, it always comes to low EQ. You should find a way to fulfill your tendencies in a more conscious and actually useful way, or you might end up with the diogenes syndrome.
At least, money doesn't seem to be a problem, so you will be just fine if you don't over do it, like drugs and many other things.

9 years ago
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So I'm like one of those damned SCV's from starcraft... man what a horrible life!

9 years ago
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'so long as he doesn't over-do it' Did you not see the new pc he got and where it came from:p

9 years ago
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You shit. That wasn't a surprise! I was expecting a gift now. I was also expecting that specific game!

Seriously though, that wasn't necessary. Thank you, Nazty. I owe you a few.

9 years ago
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Toss my salad and we can call it even ;)

9 years ago
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There is only one cure in the whole world for this hideous disease...DELETE STEAM!!!

9 years ago
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And collect GOG games instead?

9 years ago
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Steam has no delete button and if I try and remove it by other means I just end up punching myself in the face :O

9 years ago
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but i would lose all the precious if I did that ...can't lose the precious..

9 years ago
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Oh god, I didn't want to go to your steamprofile but I just did :/ Am I going to die now?

9 years ago
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Possibly, let me help you die horribly:

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9 years ago
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'How to not activate keys guide' - by Mekzis: Go afk at the worst timing ever. Let the Ninja's enter the thread. Profit?

Thanks for almost killing me though!

9 years ago
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Amen to that brother. I'm a big bundle junky. I need a cure too
I also have this compulsion to get games just for cards.
I can feel the darkness coming

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Let the darkness come my friend. If it was for cards then it was for the greater good.

9 years ago
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My alt is smaller than yours (209 games), and same for my keys list, with only about 160 keys. But at least my main has a few more games. :P

9 years ago
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Good, Good, we can die horribly together!

9 years ago
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So I discovered this little discussion in your comment section on Steam and... I... I read it...and I'm...oh god what am I doing?

9 years ago
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Don't Resist!

9 years ago
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So I should stalk other peoples conversations you say?
Atleast I can't get infected this way... I think.

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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nope i'm fine :p

9 years ago
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Way to be healthy...

9 years ago
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I may be infected. I buy way more bundles than I want.

9 years ago
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There's this traditional ritual that when you want to buy a game so much you take out some money and burn them and smell the ashes. Saved me countless time. Hope it helps.

9 years ago
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Last time I burned some money I pissed off a stripper... Never again...

9 years ago*
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Well then remove your GPU and set it on fire instead. The tears will help you :'(

9 years ago
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What if I have integrated graphics?

9 years ago
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disintegrate them!

9 years ago
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Guess there's go your CPU.

9 years ago
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My CPU throttles down when it starts to get too hot though : O

9 years ago
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Press the CPU on your veins like you are injecting some heroine shit until you bleed

9 years ago
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That's too emo for me

9 years ago
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That's your only way out.

9 years ago
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I'd rather be stuck gaming on a mac the rest of my life!

9 years ago
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9 years ago
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Haha, losers! I'm not infected! Now I feel proud that Steam doesn't accept my card :D

9 years ago
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It accepts steam gift cards though!

9 years ago
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They don't sell them here physically. There's one online store but they're always out of stock! (Not because of me)

9 years ago
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Well... that's probably because you are dead for like a millenium now, Karl.
+Your profile is still 4 times more infected than mine, HA!

9 years ago
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I. Fkn. Hate. YOU! I hate when people call me Karl, not Carl :/

9 years ago
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You can't hate someone who is sick... that is just wrong...

9 years ago
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B-b-but can't he just read my name and type it correctly?

9 years ago
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I (kinda) know that feeling. Lots of people call me Alex instead of Axel.
Why they keep swaping the letters?

9 years ago
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Well, Alex, there are some weird people who don't give a shit about names. I hate them :/

9 years ago
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Some people call me Nazi Fox... Not sure where the hell they mix that up from. its like Z = Nazi for some reason...

9 years ago
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Your name is Karl in my language stupid frog Kaiser!
Yuo is of worst Kaiser!

9 years ago
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Noodlenose, don't You know that names aren't translatable? That's why I don't really like Germany (They think they are the bosses while they aren't). Only language where I'm Karl is Russian, because there isn't a correct C letter.

9 years ago
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sigh
That isn't just a translation...
No RP funsies with you then.

9 years ago
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Graylisted.

9 years ago
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Wtf, pls blacklist me.

9 years ago
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Well, there is a cure for that.

View attached image.
View attached image.
9 years ago
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More cowbell!

9 years ago
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Made me laugh lol

9 years ago
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I still buy games like when I was a kid but dont have the needed time to play :/

Weird thing is when I have the time, I look at my library and can't decide what should I play

Edit: 2194 games! man thats awesome

9 years ago
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You only have 150... time to spread more infection

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9 years ago
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Very kind of you :)

I'm having problem keepin up with this games, cant imagine with yours. How many of those have you finished? or even played? hahah

9 years ago
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Finished... only a handful.
Played... like 150ish.

This makes me sad

9 years ago
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I think its something related to seing your library bigger and bigger, Its like a drug.

9 years ago
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give your credit card or paypal or whatever to someone you trust and instead of buying games, just play them for a while :)

9 years ago
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Tried that, ended up with a bunch of midgets, a donkey, and a stripper at my house. Guess I'm not good at choosing a person to trust...

9 years ago
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that's.... interesting.

9 years ago
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still, better a stripper than some random game you'll never even play :D

9 years ago
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Let the midgets play the games :D

9 years ago
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My desk sits too high for them to play :(

9 years ago
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+1

9 years ago
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