Introduce yourself what do you do for a living? with Gibs

I am an Intergalactic Supreme Being with slight delusions of grandeur.

And right now I'm cooking the best soup ever created. 👍

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I'm a MA Marketing student stucked on my last awful advanced statistics exam.
Good day to you :C

quit my job last month, worked in HR department for a year or so; (international assignments) we were sending our employees to different countries and companies basically.
quit it because i will be spending a semester in shanghai, im still studying at uni.

I used to study IT in high school though

I am an illegal alien who stowed away on a space battleship only to end up on earth, a planet much less cultured than mine own.
You are all numbskulls, I have low esteem for you all.
Sadly you do not have the technology for me to return home, so I'm forced to live out the rest of my (approximately) 281 earth years in agony.
(I do hope that there is a small chance your brains will develop enough to evolve into a hive-mind whereby you will have the intellectual capacity to boldly journey into space, and hence I can stowaway again.)

I work in a supermarket.
On my free time I play drums. I've done some music videos, EPs and a bunch of gigs with four bands.

Studied translation and worked as a freelancer for about 5 years, mainly on IT and marketing texts. I was translating help pages/manuals from Microsoft, Sony, Oracle etc. Last year I relocated, now I'm studying myself to start working in IT or data science. The more I read, the more I realize there is tons to learn.

Been working in the game industry for past 3 years. As a college drop out I had to start at the bottom so I spent the first year as a customer support rep, later moving onto community management. Right now I am doing video production (all in the same company) and find it really fun so I am probably going to stick with it though I might want to try to tackle an actual game development sometime in the future.

I work in a railroad company. I prepare documents for trains, maneuver them in the stations, and drive them (still need to complete my training in order to drive on my own).

Computer Science Student

Nice try, Skynet.

thanks a lot for the giveaways and the thread =P
I find it always hard to describe what I do for a living, I do many things!
I've got a ph.d in history (top marks, from the bologna university, 5 years + published essays) but I work as a genealogist and middle-ages historian only "freelance", my "real" jobs are related to managing rents and houses and running some weird automatic stores called industrial laundries in which I had to learn how to be a plumber (please no Mario jokes, even if I'm italian i've got blond hair and green eyes, I don't look like mario at all XD), and other things too, by the way at the high school I got my diploma as accountant with specialization in informatics (so nothing related to my two academical degrees, that's why I don't know a single word of latin or greek and I specialized in the northern italian late middle ages and in genealogy xD)
I also work with lots of ukrainian and polish guys and girls (well, adults most of them) for other reasons too and that's why I've been sucked into zamosc and lviv's world (yeah i'm not that young anymore xD) =P

Worked in IT for over 20 years, then got sick and was let go as a result. Been on temporary disability for a while, now in the stupid spot where I am too sick to work, yet not sick enough to get permanent disability. Yay me. So now I'm a stay-at-home parent.

i was a tremorgames wageslave idling coins 24/7 and making a pretty nice profit out of it (people where jealous i made almost $2 per day!), but they went bankrupt because they wasted all the precious coins in parties and drinks.

now i work hard at gamehag, filling surveys and complaining when i don't get paid, because this is a serious job and if something happens i'm gonna call the european union and put the admins in jail ^^

i also idle cards from steamgifts wins and make like 40 cents per week. soon i will able to afford a dual rtx 2080ti set up to idle even more stuff and play 1990 games at 288fps.

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Trying to get rid of Agoraphobia after more than a decade. Had to drop out mid-university.
Doing small freelance job atm, but I can't live off it alone, so I'm looking for some way to find a job that makes me happy and allow me to become independent.

Other than that, nothing makes me happy anymore.

I walk dogs!

I don't work or study, just play games and surf interwebs all days. Sometimes I deliver documents for my mother on her car, for that I get 300$/month. Enough to buy me some games and hardware.

My official title is: Quality Assurance, Diagnostics and repair EE technician. Lol, At the number one electric motorcycle company in the world.
When I'm not doing that, i am a drummer in four bands.

Thanks for offering your help with blue screens!
Fingers crossed we don't need it!

I am just trying to survive in a difficult situation.

I am an innkeeper.

I done a few jobs in life, always have moved up the chain so far as well. Used to be, once I moved up as far as I can go or a better sounding job came along, I’d jump ship and move on.

I got a degree in Programmer Analysts, Networking, Hardware Troubleshooting, and server Administration for Windows, Unix/Linux, and Novel Netware OS’s.

I have worked as a Network Administrator Assistant for a while till I moved back to my home town. I did a summer job building and fixing computers for schools. Then I opt for more money and something more stable and went to work for a pretty big retail store, managing there warehouse and shipping till the lay offs started happening. I ended getting more responsibilities at that point and taking on other positions then just the warehouse for the same pay. By the 5th year the cuts to employees hours started and a few of us decided that it was time to move on as things will only get worst. So I quit, (that store only has 3 employees now compared to the 11 it had). I then went to work for a trucking company that would get sub contracts by other trucking and courier companies. Pay was a bit better but nowhere near standards for a trucking company, hours were 14 - 16 hours a day and work load wasn’t worth what you were making. I won’t lie, I liked the the job even though it was paying on the low side for a trucking company and I moved up quick within it. But it a very rushy job that took up 14 - 16 hours 5 days a week for little benefits. Guess I liked the driving, metting people, and the rush from doing the tight deadlines. But family life started to suffer after a couple of years of doing it. So I left for a better paying job that’s all night shifts doing night watchman and custodian work. The shifts are 12 hours long but you work 7 days and off 7 days in a two week period. So you still make a 2 week paycheck just in one week worth of time and get plenty of family time as well. I been there now for about 4 years, benefits are good, pay is double what I was making before and less hours of work. Like any job it does have it’s bad sides to it, but for now I’m gonna keep at it. For how long, I don’t know; I have no plans in the job field at the moment, it just take it as it comes.

So in my free time, I like to spend time with my better half, go on trips, camping, fishing, off-roading, cabin. I also still enjoy programming, tinkering with computers and hardware, and of course gaming. I’m hoping to start a new and long over do PC build this year if my tax return is good.

Job #1 - I protect people from stupid people.
Job #2 - I work in logistics.
Job #3 - (spring/summer only) Independent contractor (carpenter).
Job #4 - trying to find time to sleep.

I don't do anything for a living. Not anymore. I'm getting a disability pension (despite my young age). Long story.
Anyway, before that I was working as Security for some time.
Guarding parking lots, patrolling hallways... and trying to stay awake in the countless hours inbetween where I had to watch monitors with nothing happening on them.

I am officially a Project Delivery Manager. But that's essentially meaningless, because I don't usually work on projects and I don't manage anything or anyone. The company I work for just likes inflated titles.

My job is essentially human resources troubleshooting. When something doesn't work right, or when there are questions about how to do something, or when certain types of human resources requests come in that are outside normal boundaries... I get involved.

I fell into this completely by accident way back in 2004... and realized pretty quickly that I loved it, and that it was perfect for my skill set. I've been doing it ever since.

I haven't had a BSOD in years, but if I get one in the future, I know who to call!

Cleaning sewers

i'm a developer at a large software company.