You're sitting there, playing that CoD game you just won from me, smacktalking your opponents, and their mothers, and feeling all macho. And then a wasp enters your room. What do you do?

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A wasp enters your room, what do you do?

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Scream and flail my arms wildly
Freeze. If I don't move it can't see me. Right?
Leave the room. Hopefully it will find its way out soon. An hour should be enough.
Grab the vacuum cleaner. I'll get the little devil!
Start throwing books at it from the other side of the room. Who cares about collateral damage, that thing needs to die!
Quickly hide under the nearest blanket and stay there for the rest of the day

Leave the room, grab a jerrycan, walk to the petrol station, buy a few gallons of petrol, walk back, douse the house, light a match, wait, an hour should be enough.

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It's not "arson", it's "eradication"... ... let me know if the judge buys that.

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missing the option be a man and kill the wasp.... xD

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But that's not actually going to happen, will it? ;)

Ah, memories of when a wasp entered the lecture hall at uni. Never before have I've seen so many adults turn into little children

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From personal experience I can confirm the vacuum cleaner option ends up being fatal to nature's biggest asshole.

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I actually used this method earlier today, hence the thread. The bugger was huge, so I guess it was a queen looking for some place to build a nest. They're not usually as aggressive as the regular wasps, but I did not fancy having a wasps nest in my bedroom, so it had to go.

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i dont recall wich episode is it from sakamoto desu ga but i'd be like him fighting a wasp xD also wasps are only agressive if they feel threatned as if they loose theyr sting they die so its a last resource defensive method

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Yep bees. Wasps can sting you repeatedly if you piss 'em off.

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It's episode 1
Horriblesubs translated it as hornet.
I don't even know the difference between bee, hornet, and wasp.

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Bees - Small, furry, not bastards, die if they lose their stinger (which usually happens when they sting something/one). Some people are allergic to bee stings. Stinger usually has the poison sac still attached so you can end up squeezing more venom into your wound when trying to remove it.
Wasps - Small, not furry, complete a$$holes, can sting multiple times without dying. Don't know if people are allergic to them. Steer clear anyway.
Hornets - Big, not furry, will hunt you down and try to make you their bitch, sting multiple times. Call in a swat team.

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Thank you very much for clear but simple explanation.

OK, I'll run if I see bees without fur.

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Lmao! Pretty spot on! xD

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To wit:

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That would be unrealistic though

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why not? i would do it without in a blink of an eye xD but again i'm used to deal with bees and wasps and spiders and snakes xD

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Rock out \m/

..or scream

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How have I not listened to them before?! \m/

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Was waiting for someone to post this :D

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Nice! :D Good music! \m/

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I would get up and inspect the windows to see how it got in and then open them so it could get back out, but mostly after flailing about.

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Swoosh it back outside, most times they cooperate.

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Take vocabulary because I dont know word wasp yet)

Edit: I always catch any bug and throw in the window.

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A wasp is like an evil bee that does not pollinate flowers but instead does its utmost to get in your way.

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Cuties :3

I managed once to carry one for around 10 min to my house, take few photos of it (it was early spring and she/he wasn't fully aware). And then when I wanted to set it go it sting me. That was sad D:

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Omg.. :( well, maybe it just didn't want to live without you? </3

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Sounds like my first girlfriend when I was 13.

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Figs are pollinated by a type of wasp. I believe fig trees and this particular wasp species can't exist without the other. These wasps are absolutely tiny though (barely more than a millimeter long)

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My choice was not there. Attempt to escort it out the window or door in a friendly way with a bit of paper or such like.

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Same, with a can/bucket/satellite dish/whatever trap the wasp then drag that over a sheet of paper to cover it, then release the rascal to pollinate something.

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I will be scared, but ready to attack. :B

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lol +1

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I have several wasps nests around the windows on my house (on the exterior). I got some wasp spray and the instructions were basically:

  1. Spray wasp nest
  2. Run away
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+1

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While wearing a hazard suit or something xd

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Duel it with a stick of some sort.

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Mmmm i like it.

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Be a man and run away from the foul beast (while screaming and flailing your arms wildly)!

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I just sit there,bugs dont usually bother me.

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Continue playing and finish my game? It's very unlikely that it would attack for no reason, so I wouldn't pay attention to it unless it acted really aggressive. In which case I'd probably be forced to incapacitate it since there's no other way to escort it away and I certainly wouldn't have the patience for it to leave on its own.

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I challenge the wasp to a duel with a rolled newspaper or with the first thing that i grab.

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Well that's only if it isn't this wasp. With this wasp the best choice is the bed if you know what i mean.

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That is NOT the Wasp of my childhood

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Easy:

  1. Shit my pants then scream and flail my arms around
  2. Run out of the room
  3. ???
  4. Profit!

(I'm really afraid by buzzing insects, fuck that shit :D)

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It's not possible because I have mosquito nets on all my windows and I don't play FPS. But, let's make a wild assumption and say that there's a wasp in my room: I take a towel and flail it through the air trying to drive the wasp out of the house. So I guess... from the poll, my option would be a variation of "Scream and flail my arms wildly"..

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I will use my knock off Mr. Clean and spray it 20 times at the wasp. Hopefully it'll work because it's what I did to a spider the other day ;-;.

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I've been honest and voted for "Scream and flail my arms wildly"

Part 2 is I (hopefully) return full of courage and armor and start tearing apart the place to kill that demon

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"Use a flamethrower" was the option I was looking for, but - alas - we can have it all, can we now? ;D

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Where's the "Eat it." option?

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I would tell him what I tell all the wasps: Bzzzt bzzt, bzzzzt bzt, bzzzzzzzzzzt, bzzzzzzzzt bzzzt bzzzzz, bzzzzzzzz, bzzzzt. That always works, and they leave.

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YOU CAN COMMUNICATE WITH BEEZ? Yer a god amongst men, mate, A GOD I TELL YAH.

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No, I don't speak bee. I only speak wasp. And you really have to be on your toes to not get into a "lost in translation" thing with them. That can end in a stingy situation.

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Sit silently till it flies in a perfect position to smack it away like a ping pong ball. Or till it sits good to snip it off just like that. That's how I handle wasps.
Works every time :)

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O.O

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:O but wasps are scary ;_;

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Damn... Eev, you are just badass! :D

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Sorry, the tiger looks a bit demented.

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I'd ask them for money.

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I don't think we're talking about the White Anglo-Saxon Protestants here... Though I think they may often be scarier.

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Open all the window inside, freeze until it leaves the room. Nah, just kidding. Open windows and continue to play the game. :3.

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+1

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What if more wasps enter?

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