You're sitting there, playing that CoD game you just won from me, smacktalking your opponents, and their mothers, and feeling all macho. And then a wasp enters your room. What do you do?

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A wasp enters your room, what do you do?

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Scream and flail my arms wildly
Freeze. If I don't move it can't see me. Right?
Leave the room. Hopefully it will find its way out soon. An hour should be enough.
Grab the vacuum cleaner. I'll get the little devil!
Start throwing books at it from the other side of the room. Who cares about collateral damage, that thing needs to die!
Quickly hide under the nearest blanket and stay there for the rest of the day

Why's "ignore" not an option?

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Because I only wanted honest answers ;)

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So I have to make up a fake answer because my honest answer is not an option. :|

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Why, welcome her/him and offer something to drink ofcourse

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Scream and flail is a tried and tested evasive maneuvering tactic. Paired with the fetal position, it is sure to protect from everything as you badmouth other people's mothers and name yourself xxxPu**yDestroyer69xxx

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Look for another place to live. Clearly the wasp has taken control of my house.

In reality, I would use the bug spray and take my chances.

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Oh, no! Not W.A.S.P.!
I will just hope Blackie Lawless doesn't bite me

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I'd... probably fall over and die tbh... T^T

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Seduce it

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I'm semi allergic to wasps so I'd run the hell out of there and the get my house fumigated, or just burn it down.

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I usually just ignore them, works fine for me.
Maybe the wasp understands that if it doesn't fuck with me, I won't fuck with it ;P

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This:

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Fucking beat the shit out of the wasp because I am one level too low to enter the giveaway.

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Quick! Act dead!

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I hate insects, or anything that is very small, and can fly :/

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I usually just catch them and put them outside

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i will 360 noscope headshot the little insect while smoking 420 blunts and reading dank memes.if that doesnt work it is time for the old fashion way ; vodka and matches.I always thought mosquitos of the biggest nature's asshole tho

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Where is "walk towards slowly, take it on my hand and take it outside" option? D:

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Glass & piece of paper does the job. Can't deny that I've been stung before doing this though. Wasps are assholes.

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Actually this just happened to me less then 30 minutes ago, I was helping someone put a new door handle onto their screen door and a hornet decided to investigate what we were doing, I took off my hat and swatted him away.

5 minutes later a bumble bee decided to do the same.... It was also introduced to my hat.

3 days ago, there was 5 wasps in my covered deck.... they were all introduced to the fly swatter.... they didn't survive that introduction.

Even though I don't like the game and won't be entering, thank you for the giveaway. :)

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What? No choice of 'Quit the game, throw her on your bed, strip her and have your way with her?'

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Ignore it :/

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Scream and flail my arms wildly... Yep... I know... Total chicken about it ;)

Or I would burn the house down :/

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you would stab it!

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any kind of spray + lighter. Normaly, i kill creepy insects by smacking them or burning them with the lighter directly, but wasps deserve ranged weapon treatment.
another possible way is to simply spray itdown with anything - it makes it harder for them to fly and more easy to smack down.

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Why doesn't "scream and flail my arms wildly" have more votes?

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BURN DOWN THE HOUSE! TAKE THAT, YOU FUKKIN WASP ASSHOLE! :v :v :v

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