I really thought the answer was very warm until I opened the gib
Here's a slightly long joke I read a while ago
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.
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I actually laughed, that was great! My favorite joke:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at the steering wheel and asks, "Doesn't that bother you?"
The pirate responds, "Yar it's driving me nuts."
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What do you call a very attractive woman next to a lit fireplace?
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