Need ideas for bad games to buy people

barbie dreamhouse party

According to their metascore, here are the worst games you can get:

clicky

clicky 2

moar clicky

ooh click me too!

don't forget me!

teehee what's this little white hand

oh no it's a terrible game about snakes or some shit

Call of duty

Get them something educational like this

WarZ / Infestation
http://store.steampowered.com/app/226700/?snr=1_7_15__13

I heard that Hydrophobia is pretty bad. Another game that is so bad and so strange that it goes all the way back around into awesome (in a what the fuck did I just experience kinda way) is Deadly Premonition

Horrid Henry if you happen to find a copy still floating around somewhere as it's LUCKILY not sold anymore on Steam store.

Ride to Hell: Retribution

This game beats War Z and Bad Rats by a mile.

I would say deadly premonition but thats one of those "so bad its good" things.

A Barbie game. ;)

Look up the worst rated games on Steam; I do it every year.

Day One: Garry's Incident

How about Terraria?

• War Z
• Day One: Garry's Incident
• Adventure Park

Saints Row 2 if they are still on Win XP. It's not so much a bad game as it is one of the worst ports ever. Also Takedown: Red Sabre, owners got an extra copy so you might be lucky and acquire one cheap or for free even. I believe they still haven't fixed that game.

More funny than bad.

Here & here

"DIVO"
olawd

Seriously no one has suggested Rogue Warrior (aka, Knife to the throat)?

Got one that's not on Steam, but worth a look. Clicky.

Brink
Postal 3
War Z
Walking Dead Survival Instinct
Sniper Ghost Warrior

Bad Rats

http://store.steampowered.com/app/251610/?snr=1_7_15__13

Its not a game, but I just got a nordic wear quiche pan as a gift(what. quiche are totally manly. bacon is a main ingredient. its like a heaping bowl of bacon and eggs, but in pie form with onions. And isn't it the spirit of the rugged survivalist to make his own food? and what more masculine race is there but the nords(excepting their present generations of wimpy liberal metrosexuals with a fruity accent)) but upon opening the package I found a set of use and care instructions including the line Always use adequate ventilation when baking. This is especially important when pet birds are kept in the home. If you should accidentally overheat your pan (about 500 degrees F/240 degrees C), leave area immediately until fumes dissipate

what the hell is this thing made of that it releases potentially lethal fumes at 500 degrees and kills my parakeet while I evacuate the room? if I use this should I have a birdcage in the kitchen with me as an early warning system like in a mine? Is leaving the room sufficient or should I leave the house as well? Should hazmat be called? Should this thing be sold in america? as a banking pan placed in ovens? How fuzzy is "about"? can I trigger the gas at 475? 450? what?

The most humorous/worrying thing is its mater of factly included in the instructions right between "to season brush or spray with unsalted vegetable shortening before baking" and "metal utensils scouring pads and abrasive cleaners should not be used on nonstick surfaces" as if toxic smoke is the most normal thing in the world to expect from your cookware....
its like one day deciding to read the bottle and seeing "side effects include nausea sudden death and drowsiness" on advil
I'd say fuckign china, but nordic ware is a Minnesota company, so I blame obama

In summary Poison pans are a cool gift, just make sure your friend reads the instructions and point out the 4th line.

Garshasp: Temple of the Dragon

worst by far.