Days like this make me want to gouge my eyes...

You can measure your turds with Iphone 6 plus.

Um, no.

Yes, I compare my imaginary Bratwurst with my imaginary Iphone. My imaginary girlfriend thinks my imaginary social skills are just fine.

just insert İphone 6 to your ass!!! because u are not funny delete this post -.-

americans help help me do not hate abu dubai

LOL WUT

lol inappropriate site to look at

More lame than funny but at least you tried

Why

I came here hoping for a giveaway due to the absolutely stupid title but well, for everyone who did the same: There's none.

"insert your vagina into a penis"

Forks eyeballs

Errr...

hey

Nice try.

I was here, saw it happen.

Don't they teach this at school?

Anyway thanks for Skyrim.

Its very simple.

1.Find a woman that looks atractive.

2.Knock her out.

3.Have all the sex you want.

4.Dump her infront of a hospital/her house and run.

Its good to change city if you do this on a regular basis.

you tried to be funny !

Try asking on Yahoo Answers... They tend to have a proper information most if not all the time.

Purge it before it spreads.

Now I lost all faith in 11 year olds who are on the internet.

Thanks for Skyrim!

What's to know?
You just stick your wiener inside her and pee, or if you don't want to get her pregnant just pull out and pee on her leg.

Class dismissed.