Nobody reserves first comment but me.

I went to a zoo. But there was only one dog. It was a shizu.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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It's easy

Fox see in forest a hare, battered and all in blood.
He ask: What happened?
Hare answer: I bet with a bear for eye that he can't tear off my arm.

Stupid joke but most of jokes I know are hard to translate ^^

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A seal walks into a club...

I've got no jokes.

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A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her where she was going, and she replied, "I'm going to Las Vegas. I just found out that as a woman, I can make $400 a night doing what I do with you for free."
He went into the house, packed his bags and returned to the porch.
His wife said, "And just where do you think you are going?"
"I''m going, too!" he replied.
"Why?" she asked.
"I want to see how you are going to live on $800 a year!"

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

knock knock

YO MAMMA IS SO FAT that we are very concerned for her health.

How can you tell which one of your friends has the new iPhone 6 plus? Don't worry, they'll let you know.

here's one...

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Why did the potato cross the street?
To not become a mashed potato :D

So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy "Hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared." Man "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."

a joke.
happy?

why did the console gamer crossed the road.... to render the building.

My life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Okay sorry... here's the real joke
My face
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

:(

Here's an original joke.. I know cuz I made it up myself..

Hey you know what my pet peeve is?

when my pet peeves all over my clean laundry!

I know it's corny but at least it's original! :)

paid mods in Steam workshop

That's all for now! I'm going to open this back tomorrow and see tomorrow's winners!

Today's winners are:
Vlvgmr
Luchingador
and vinirockman!

And it's back open! Tell me a joke! :D

This gif... still funny to me, I guess
I hope it works for you and made your day better xD
I'm sooo bad at telling joke
Note : Probably I won't remember this thread because no notification :(

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