An Imperial Guardsman is now the protagonist of the last game you played. How screwed is he?

Hearts of Iron 2 - Let's hope he was awake for some of those strategy meetings.

Age of Empires 3... I'd say with a lasgun, he would kick some Pikemens' asses.

Hoard - He is fucked

Stronghold: Crusader. I dunno that a strategy game really has a "protagonist" but if that means he takes the place of the lord I'd say that'd actually be a step up for him in terms of survival chance.

The Imperial Guardsmen goes back to being an adventurer in the land of Skyrim, despite his horrific knee injuries. Also he gets his hands on one of those too cool curved swords he's always been jealous of.

plants vs. zombies. hm i dono i feel like he would do well

Mass Effect. I'm only playing on Casual this time around so I can move onto ME2 as soon as possible. I'd say he's probably got a good chance.

You patrol the streets of Imperial City on a calm spring evening when you sense something amiss on the other side of the city.

You jump in the water, teleport through the ground, force your way through two houses and a shop to confront the perpetrator and, in your omniscience, bellow the "cease" command that has been passed down in your guardsman family for generations: STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

Aquaria.
glub glub glub glub

Storage Wars on Facebook: He gets the lockers but they're all worthless

To The Moon - the protagonists work for a company that alter the memories of those near death in order to grant wishes.

So, he probably wouldn't get paid, because exploring the memories of an elderly man aren't really what Imperial Guardsmen are trained to do!

Men of War. All the Germans have like 50000 pieces of artillery firing at him destroying all his armor and killing all his men. He is very very scared and frustrated because it always seems as though there is more artillery.

Team Fortress 2. Poor imperial guardsman

Fallout New Vegas. He does well enough. Then runs into a death claw and dies.

Imperial Guardsman, augmented?

I never asked for this.

The Imperial Guardsman has fallen, and the rest of the Blood Ravens will likely continue on without him.

League of Legends. Yeah, he's definitely going to be taking some arrows in the knee. And the face. And the chest. And then his team will report him for feeding.

Space marine on hard... shi.

DOW2: Retribution. Ork Campaign- Unless he magically turns into Kaptin Bludflagg he'd be krumped by his own Boyz.

Dungeon Defenders - lets hope he can tank those motherfu*king kobolds. really hate those creatures

I think TECHNICALLY the last game I played was Find Mii 2... so he'd slaughter. Wow, an Imperial Guardsman slaughtering, not something you hear about every day...

Personal diary of Private Allesklar

By the emperor, I have awoken in a world of both madness and bliss. Psyker live and rule here, people honor their craft and xenos stroll the street - no wonder there is tension all around us. I have joined a band of travelling mercenaries. The first one is a female psyker of gaunt stature, blueish in complexity and mighty in deed, called Sonika. Her two companions are Axelovski, a squa... smallish human-looking guy. He seems to be worshipping Korn, wielding two massive battle axes, one in each hand, and yet he is apparently of sound mind and quite an amiable abomination, really. The last one scares me the most: Apparently he's a Necron, but he converses as humans do, and he is blessed by the Omnissiah, but wears no sigil of the machine cult. His technical marvels include an animated dog of steel. He once touched my lasgun - I started intoning the rites of cleansing at once, until I noticed that suddenly my shots became much more potant than before. Truly an asset.
Anyway, we were hired to clean a graveyard and remove the servants of Nurgle. This was easy enough since I seem to be the only human in this emperor-forsaken world that knows how to use a lasgun. We made short work of everything thrown at us and I shot an evil psyker who was behind all this. Apparently I am now some kind of hero.

Welcome to Dungeons and Dragons, private.

Dota 2! I imagine his skills would be something like

1 - Voice of the emperor, passive, makes enemy attacks less likely to hit because you sound like Picard.

2 - Sword master, active, stuns and causes bleed to enemies.

3 - Big brother, passive, if any enemy commits any crime (assault of ally, murder of ally, kinda looks at you funny) anywhere, you gain permanent true sight of them, increased movement speed (Slightly faster than a horse) and passive bonuses to everything.

Ultimate skill - Arrest. Active, no cooldown or mana. Instantly stops the enemy from doing anything until you have finished yelling at them. Once you have finished, the enemy must choose whether to pay you, to instantly die (jail) or to fight you. If they choose fight, you instantly multiply 100 times and slaughter him. Enemy does not need to have committed any crime.
Scepter Upgradable, This skills uses -1000 mana and -200 cooldown time.

I'd play as him.

Dead Space: without a space suit, he becomes quickly infected and spends the rest of his "life" as a necromorph