Your mama is so _____ that _____________

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Yo Mama's so fat, her blood type's ragu

Yo momma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.

Yo momma collects ugly children.

Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds

yo momma is 3.6 fat, not great, not terrible.

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on the Mexican border and Trump decided he no longer needs to build a wall.

Yo mama is so fat when she took her dress to the dry cleaners they said, “Sorry, we don’t do curtains."

Yo momma so fat, she lick other people fingers at KFC.

Yo momma’s so fat, that she hasn’t left the flat in three years. Her only solace is the figurine of the ballet dancer that she stares at day in day out. One day, you slip on a banana peel, destroying it.

last call fo yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so awesome, when she makes pancakes I get more than I can eat. ♥

this still remains the best thread on the whole site, please keep it open I'm saving all the yo momma jokes

Yo mama is so stupid, she enters ended jokes contests.

i just fell upon an article about the first ever yo momma joke.
https://www.scripted.com/content-marketing/yo-mama-joke-history

"Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World."

Yo momma's so poor that I saw you kickin' a can down the street the other day and had to say, "where you movin' to, G?"

Yo momma's so fat that they have to grease her sides to get her into McDonald's.

Yo momma's house so nasty, there's graffiti on the shower curtain.

Yo mama is so fat when she broke her leg giblet gravy poured out.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice can because it said "concentrate."

"Yo mama's so fat, she has her own zipcode."

Adapted from Weird Al's I'm fat

Your mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs, this planet fell down the solar system.

Your mama is so sh!t at life we called her coprolite.

Yo mama so fat she goes to costume parties dressed as the Technodrome.