How to join these super uber secret giveaway groups?

I'm a strong independent black woman and i don't need private groups to win free vidya.

They find you.

Shoe on head with timestamp then post it here.

What are you talking about there is no super uber secret groups (breaths heavily). So stop asking how to get into (looks behind ans sees the hidden order) because they...dont...exist...yeh :}

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/steamgiftsprivate/
this ones still recruiting

I have some secret passes. Unfortunately they're tatooed on my forearm so I can't send them...