Favorite Gaming Quotes

wololo !!

allé voy !!

"Before you judge, try to understand."
~Metro 2033

War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.

--Niko Bellic

I don't know if I have foavourite but I for sure like bunch of quotes from Portal series and few other games.

We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

Let all motherfuckers die!"

• runes on Sihill

Well, then... And you... Who is the best swordsman in the world?- I have no idea.- You never knew one?- I knew a lot who thought they were the best.- Wow! Who were they? What were they're names? What could they do?- Slow down, girl! I don't have answers to your questions. Is it that important?- You bet it's important! I'd like to know... who are they - these swordsmen. And where to find them.- Well, I know where to find
them.- So where?- In the graveyards.

Margarita Laux-Antille: "I just realized that off all woman on this ship only you, Ciri and me didn't have sex with Geralt."
Phillipa Eilhart: "Don't worry, I'm sure it's only a matter of time in your case."

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.

• Eliza Cassan, Deus Ex: HR

"Death to the salad eaters !!"
~ Armed and Dangerous

"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Metal Gear Solid 2

Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Shodan from System Shock

I've sent my right hand to dispose of you
Your right hand comes off?

"Keycard? I don't need no fucking keycard" - Duke Nukem Forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tWVAM6iKg

This. And i stick to that ^^

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Thy words have struck like spears....deep through bloodied darkened thoughts. Thou must sweep thy floors clean of shame and blood.

Guess where this is from :P

"Pick a card, any card!" ;)

"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
Although Richter's little line is pretty good too :3

nice choice op.
Mine is from Call of Juarez Gunslinger.

Silas : ...suddenly I had this funny feeling...
Steve : Funny ha-ha?
Silas : No, Steve. The other kind of funny...

"Did you know over 97% of all creatures on Pandora aren't exploding right now? THAT'S BULLSHIT! BUY TORGUE!" - Torgue Radio Ad

"Nothing is more BADASS than treating a woman with respect" Torgue

"The following message from Mister Torgue does not reflect the opinions of the Torgue corporation itself.'IF YOU DON'T BUY TORGUE, YOU'RE RETARDED.'The previous message from Mister Torgue did not reflect the opinions of the Torgue corporation itself."

"Ice Cream, Ice Cream!"
Speedball 2

"Booker catch!"

"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

Hard to pick just one, but I'll go with this one from World of Goo:

"If a Goo Ball falls into a well 10 meters deep...
and climbs up 3 meters each day...
but slides down 2 meters at night...
will he still look fabulous in the morning?"
-the Sign Painter

"...Those memories are all that's left, when the bastards have taken everything else."

--Captain Price

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US (Zero Wing)
Surprised noone had quoted it yet.

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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

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"Proper story’s supposed to start at the beginning. Ain’t so simple with this one. "

"Wololo."

President Ronnie has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?