Favorite Gaming Quotes

All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum."

— Duke Nukem 3D

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"From that day forth... my arm changed... and a voice echoed "Power! Give me more power!" and if I become a demon, so be it... I'll endure the exile... anything... to protect her!" -Nero This was my favourite quote for the longest time. I couldn't really say what my current one is at the moment, perhaps I'll be back with an edit when I figure it out.

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"...night has fallen on our land.
In these dark times one must take a stand.
Not to hide up in the clouds, curled
But to juggle the weight of the world
At Deaths gate to slip and fall
To triumphantly dance around it all."

Child of Light ^_^

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BIG DEAL. I CAN USE INNUENDO TOO. TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER...BLOWJOBS!

A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE FbleepN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SHbleepT, CobleepK, OR PbleepSY FbleepKIN' DbleepKBALLS! THATS HALF MY FbleepKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODbleepMN BULbleepHT!

HEY! I SEE A LOT OF YOU JUST STANDING AROUND NOT BLOWING STUFF UP! QUIT IT!

Borderlands 2

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"All your base are belong to us"

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