Favorite Gaming Quotes

"For the sake of sanity I choose to believe the world around the corner exists."
-Pneuma: Breath of Life

Jack: "If you say one more word to me, I will make your death slow."
Tassiter: "Why I don't-"
Jack: "That was three. I'll be seeing you soon."

Don't stand in fire

The Lord has made me his right hand; his judge, his jury, and his executioner. So Billy, beware boy, for I bring the wrath of God.
-Ray McCall

Got a few I love, so I'll update when I remember some more. For now:

Everything the G-men say in Psychonauts:

"I am a grieving widow. Why. God. Why."

"I am on fire. I am uncomfortable. Initiating countermeasures."

Danganronpa series:

"My... name... is... ¡ʇᴉɯɯɐppoƃ 'ƃɹǝquǝpn˥ ɐᴉʇsǝlǝƆ"

"BURN IN THE FIRES OF PANDEMONIUM!"

"Shitting my pants would totally shame me as a MAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

"Makoto, it's rising!" "What's rising?" "YOUR FLAGPOLE!"

"Oh, I've just recently discovered the power... of emoticons! Like, no matter how awful something is, if you toss in a smiley face, it turns positive!
For example...You're at a picnic and you find a dead body! XD"

"Where's the rule-breaker?! I'll shoot 'em, no questions asked!"

Battleblock Theater:

Pretty much everything Stamper says, but this gem (hehehe) in particular:

"It's as if Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship, and they spat in his mouth! Boy, he was pi- he was mad! makes violent storm noises"

Sam & Max series:

Sam: Percent sign, ampersand, dollar sign!
Max: And colon, semicolon, too!
Tool-Bending Guy: What are you #^&@ing doing?!
Sam: We're swearing in longhand, asterisk-mouth.

"This is what it would be like if Catch-22 had a meaner older brother."

"Random but innocuous comment. "Irreverent reply that hints at mental instability!"

Ace Attorney series:

MAJOR SPOILER FOR JUSTICE FOR ALL: "How do you do, Mr. Lawyer? I'm Matt Engarde.

"Bailiff, I don't care who it is, smack anyone who's loud in the face! Twice if you must!"

"Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?"

Basil: I'm sorry. That data is SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected.
Maya: SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected!? What? This is madness!
Phoenix: No, Maya, that is SPARDA.

Judge: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!? THAT IS A PENALTY!! (lose half your health)
Phoenix: Arrrgh!
Judge: What's that? WANT ANOTHER ONE? HERE YOU GO!! (lose 45% more of your health)

"Mr. Wellington loves large bananas!"

Probably my favorite (right now) is this:

"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope..."

On the other hand I also like this one a lot...:

“Look at you soaring through the air majestically...like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."

(Two completely different games, first quote should be easy to recognise, the second... perhaps less so...)

My favorite quote is from Bully: Scholarship Edition, which is my favorite game ever! ^_^ Ray, who is an NPC in this game, says at some random points: "They say that children imitate characters in video games. But I have yet to become a mustached plumber".
I really liked a quote from Decay: The Mare too though. You can see it in the picture below.

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Cicero from Skyrim

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The Borderlands series has so many. A small sampling of what could be dozens.

"This would be an even greater achievement if anyone in Liar's Berg were still alive to celebrate your victory, but still, well done!"

"Butt Stallion says hello."

"THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"

"Maybe you be nurse too! Ha ha ha. Nina make joke. If you become nurse, Nina put squeeze on you. Hard."

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!"

Also, not Borderlands:

"Carl... I'm blind." ... "No shit."

Too many different favorites.

Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato. - GLaDOS
Well done. Here come the test results: "You are a horrible person." That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. - GLaDOS
I'm driving, you can jerk me off if I get bored... I'm joking, you can suck me off. - Trevor Philips
Sometimes, the world seems darker with your eyes open. - See No Evil, possibly a tagline or something, I haven't played the game so no idea if it's actually spoken by someone or not.

Most quotes by GLaDOS, Trevor, Duke Nukem and Postal dude are right up there. Yes, I have a thing for edgy badass characters.

"SheRpard" Tali Zorah (ME series)...
I really enjoy sound of this name =3

Sam: "Max, you've destroyed the foundation of American's economy over a single pile of corn dogs!"
Max: "Again?"

Im selling these fine lether jackets.
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
Wololo

"There's only room for one Boss and one Snake"

"Enchantment!"
Sandal Feddic

"Your sword is blowing glue. Wait, let me try that again. Your sword is glowing blue. "

They Played Us Like A Damn Fiddle!

Just about everything in The Stanley Parable made me laugh snicker

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"Think anyone else is in here? Besides me, I've seen no one. But when I look up to where the sky should be... I see you. And I know... you can hear me."

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Wolfenstein The New Order
"I'll f**k the pig, you just hold the ears"

Devil May Cry 4:
"The time has come and so have I"

Prepare to Die

Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum and i'm all out of gum

Duke Nukem

"Sic parvis magna" (Greatness from small beginnings.) from the Uncharted games