Favorite Gaming Quotes

"You and I are the epitome of sin, I'll drag you down to hell with me!" Bryan Regal (Tales of Symphonia)

I'm surprised this hasn't been in yet:

"A man chooses, a slave obeys"

EDIT: Nevermind, I missed the text on the second page. =='

Serious Sam:

"This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute! Imagine!"

"We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing."

"Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."

"My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...oh God, who writes this stuff!?"

"All who live know my name, all who oppose me shall know Death"
from darksiders 2,, love this quote

Nano-machines son.

"We all make choices but in the end our choices make us"
Andrew Ryan (Bioshock)

"Justice must be tempered with mercy, otherwise it's nothing more than revenge."
-Dust: An Elysian Tail

Troy Baker-Protagonist from Saints Row The Third: "Blood is rushing.....TO MY LOINS!!! OH!" and many other memorable quotes. Favorite taunt is when he goes "Your just a dirty little whore" While doing the Dirty Princess Taunt.

Plus alot of other Catherine quotes Troy did as Vincent Brooks.

Shazbot!

"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!"
-Minsc, Baldur's Gate II

i love that game

''Did I mention we dated for a while? Had to break it off once she devoured one of my other girlfriends alive. Nobody eats my ladyfriends but me...Oh..God. Too far. That was in bad taste...vomited in my mouth a little bit.'' moxxxi
'
"Get off this frequency you protein guzzling buffoon! I'm trying to ..." Torgue - "That sentence had too many syllables! APOLOGISSSSE!"

"LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKIN' WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITHA DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH_T, C_CK, OR P_SSY F_CKIN' D_CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F_CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH_T!"

"Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"
"If you're still alive, grab some ammo. If you're not, THIS MESSAGE IS IRRELEVANT!"

You finished eating your puppy.

—Nethack

It's super vulgar, but CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT -From GTA V. Not that great of a game, but I use it several times a day x)

They're not exactly saying these, but still... You probably can hear these from Jump Victory VS xD

View attached image.

I like this topic, video games have such funny and creative dialogue sometimes. My current favorite is from fallout 4 and it may be the funniest line in the game (not including dlc because I haven't finished the dlc yet) .

"What do you want?"
"I'm here to pick up an order. Two large pepperoni and a calzone. Name is 'Fuck you'."

View attached image.

I have too many, but I'll go with these:

"You are cursed with free will." - The Secret World

"Mgrgr! Who gave that puffed-up pooh-bah five stars, anyway?!" - Edea, Bravely Second

Bonus quote from Ozmafia:

View attached image.

"What took you so so long?"
-MGSV
Actually this is the first one that popped into my mind not my favorite

How come this hasn't been posted lol

Prepare for unforeseen consequences - G-Man

Quick, the cure! What are you waiting for? Come on! I killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham, and hell, it's not even breakfast. But so what? We all know you'll save me.
-Batman Arkham: City

"It's time to chew ass"
-Dick Kickem

View attached image.

"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'"
―Cave Johnson

What are ya waiting for.....Christmas?

"war, war never changes"

« You wanna pull each other's ears ? » Metal Gear Solid
"Tu veux qu'on s'tire l'oreille?"
(so much fun in french with the voice acting XD)

From Portal 2:
GLaDOS: Hey, Moron!
Wheatley: Oh, Hello.
GLaDOS: All right, Paradox time.
GLaDOS: [slowly and deliberately] This. Sentence. Is. FALSE.
[to herself]
GLaDOS: Don't think about it, don't think about it!
Wheatley: Um, true. I'll go with true. There, that was easy. To be honest, I might have heard that one before.
GLaDOS: It's a paradox! There IS no answer.

Little known fact about this scene: When GLaDOS says the paradox, the turret cubes in the room fizzle. This small visual detail suggests that the turrets are more intelligent than Wheatley, which is hilarious.