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a nice pack of chocolate

Hope you didn't forget the crispy m&ms.

I just need a handful essentials: 2 whole jackfruit, an entire case of Pepto Bismol, 30 feet of 1/2in diameter vinyl hose, a single oyster cracker, and an 8x10 autographed photo of Flava Flav. Thanks.

at least you come back.

my dad went for cigarettes and never comes back,

Simpsons reference
bad joke, I know.

I may need to bookmark this so I don't need to make my own list.