Store page description:

"You will be given a girl and you can do anything with it. Kiss, bite, slap and most importantly - have sex.
Strip the girl and do what you want with her, because she is ready for anything!

The clothes on the girl are randomly generated at each launch, but also a handy clothing editor is provided in the game, where you can dress as you want your future partner."

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1111810/Sex_Simulator/

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Replayability value

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ops, not available.

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Thanks for the info! Added it to my ignore list :)

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:-D

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^ ignored sooo many of those fucked up games and trash asset flips and they just keep coming. enjoy the whitelist

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I have too and I'm actually now running into an error message every time I try to add one of those trash "devs" to my ignore list so I don't have to ignore all their "games" manually. Not really sure what Steam's malfunction is but if there's a limit to the number of trash devs you can ignore, what's the point of having an ignore list at all?

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The worst part is when you want to add all "games" from a dev to ignore list but they don't have a dev page so you have to add every game manually.

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Thank you! Added you too :)

So many trash asset flips that I think they should do some purge.

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You will be given a girl and you can do anything with it.

EDIT: At first I thought YOU used the term "it" for a girl, but now I see that's what it says on steam's store page. You might want to put those under quotation marks in this case, punctuation can completely change how people view what you post. Putting these under quotation marks will make you go from possible misogynist/sexist to just a guy quoting something he found on the internet.

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Yeah done, thanks.

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LOL

Only a very small difference :-D giggling

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I'm guessing it's just the developers not being English and not understanding pronouns. Steam's filled with people like that. Shitty games, shitty descriptions.

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About 40 seconds after video playback, I died where I moved unexpectedly.
It's been a while since I have had a "dry smile". ┐(´Θ`)┌
Hey, humans!
It is better to time slip to Japan about 20 years ago and port it to similar games of that one.

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When you've ran out of regular assets to flip, start flipping porn assets. Makes perfect sense, because sex sells and all.

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yeah they started some weeks ago with this trend, before they used to take random puzzle/casual/platformer asset flips and put inside 5000 achievements.. now that they've run out of these asset flips + achievements they started with hentai and sex.. ahah

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Lol, and she is a real beauty, isn't she? I'm quite sure, though, that it will get banned very soon.

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:O

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ngl wasn't expecting to see genitals and buttholes. My eyes will never recover. I just assumed it was gonna be another one of those games that just uses that blurring crap or hides it ever so perfectly out of view. But nah, they went for the gold. Here's hoping it gets taken down.

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This don't deserve support...
Why support and share you this... :(

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I am not supporting it, just showing the madness of steam, first it was just the hentai shit and now they are taking it a bit further with sex/genitals.

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Every day comes trash to Steam or since years "madness". Started with asset flips from Digital Homicide over "fake game" or achievement spam, visual novel spam to hentai or any other adult content trash.
If nobody support or buy these, then is it always a good step in the right direction.

Steam need more a quality control yeah, but you can always help, when you NOT support this trash.
And you don't must buy anything.
But that's always the problem, when it any trash available to buy (funny: few years ago are many trash that be on Steam, playable for free on browser as flashgame. :D)
It triggers some to buy anything...
I have many assetflips or other trash in my lib. but I just pay for that, what I really want. The other trash was giveaway or part of bundle with good games.

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...now? Where have you been? Adult Only content has been allowed for almost a year now, and it had sex/genitals in there from that very moment. And no, it's not madness at all, you literally have to go out of your way to actually enable the Adults Only content lmao

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Well, to be fair it's not the first time you've made a thread like this :D

But regardless, I don't really care if you share it. Though I'm confident this thread itself is responsible for at least 1 sale since people will buy whatever as long as it's less than 1€ and especially if it has cards.

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Some might say I was "worse" even at the beginning here, but the whole forum was just different too. :p

But it could also lead to a lot of reports, a lot of those hentai stuff got banned in the end, i doubt steam would really be happy with this either.
And with that i think yeah some will buy it because it will most likely become another removed game, but if it gets removed it might not open up yet another flood like with the hentai.

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Yeah, for sure.

Just to say that despite your intentions, people will obviously make up their own minds and sometimes they come to the completely opposite conclusion :D

I've already learned stuff from this thread, so I'm happy with it :D

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i agree with they dont deserve support but he didnt support. i and probably lots of people already reported it after i checked this thread.

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I think what he means is that a thread like this is free advertisement. Unintentional advertisement though it is. LOL! Although, anyone who pays actual money for it needs their head examined. XD

5 years ago
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Alright, who is gonna pay for my chemotherapy now that i clicked that link?

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so I guess you could say I'm not a virgin anymore right guys?

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Reminds me of those old c64 porn games

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Those had better artwork though

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I dunno why, but until a few years ago, I didn't even know there were porn games out there (with the exception of Bonetown). I always thought it was a myth perpetuated by the porn ads with "you won't last 5 minutes with this game".

Now I'm coming to the realization that obviously there were porn games in those days as well.

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I had a c64 (there is a new one coming out in december!!!!) and a bunch of games too, and even i never came across them untill i got gamebase 64 and noticed they had them, must have been rare, obviously they wouldn't have been sold at stores.

I had to grow up with Leisure Suit Larry 1 and such (and when you had no internet for porn) to get you a little excited over things. :p

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I remember this one. Watch at your own risk
https://youtu.be/neu4pPhsya4

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That's a true next gen graphics.

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So true. I saw this and though - where is the VR support?!

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Dont need to see anything else. Just saw the banner and yep just best game ever

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thanks i didnt know about this game. added.

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"You will be given a girl and you can do anything with it."

Yeah, I stopped reading right there. I think that's really all anyone needs to know about this game and where it's coming from.

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the Italian translation as always is awesome, and I keep on wondering about who precisely does all these translation jobs..

"You will be given a girl and you will be able to do anything with it (sic.). She kisses, bites, slaps (plural noun, sic.) and, most of all, (you'll) make sex (sic.)".

Basically they kind of destroyed Italian grammar within a single sentence making use of different genres and grammatical numbers: 1. she (or he, in Italian you can omit the subject so it's not specified) kisses and she bites 2. slaps ("schiaffi" is literally the plural of "schiaffo", "slap", so it has no sense in such a phrase) and 3. "(tu) fai sesso", "you'll make sex". More literally is like "make sex!" and nothing else.

Well I think I saw enough for today.

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Don't worry, it's not just for Italian. The Spanish translation while mostly correct is really awkward: "the administration only takes one hand!" ehm, what?

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she kisses bites and slaps = bacia morde e schiaffeggia (pesantemente)

like, you really can't ask fo' more! :P

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la cosa divertente però è che non so come sia stata tradotta o con google translate o non so cosa ma l'hanno resa in una maniera che non posso aprirlo perché non ho steam qui ed è per maggiorenni 😂 ma non concordava niente, tipo " bacia morde e schiaffi" 😂😂

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How is this supposed to be a sex simulator, when it doesn't even feature any sliding puzzles?

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Was not prepared for this art "style".

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The female is ugly from my point of taste/view

8 of my steam friends have the game..... and 2 wishlisted it.
Need i say more ?

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Come on! I hope this gets VR support! XD

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That we can feel how ugly she is ? :-D mbg

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Well, maybe there's an option to put a paper bag over her head?
Btw, she has too big boobs anyway... XD

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It looks like the art was generated by a computer that was fed data about sexiness by Instagram "influencers".

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I like games like honnie pop and crush crush but somehow. This.. Doesn't feel right D: Like not even a little bit.
I need eye bleach. :/
Yet I want it for collector reasons when it gets removed xD I'm a horrible bad bad hoarder cries

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Ugly piece of program code.

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OMG why the hell these kind of games exist in Steam :P I get that hentai games and like that has market, but those B$ games shouldn't be allowed :S

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Why Not ? Thats the reason why i Like Steam, that they nowadays pretty much allow anything Thats what makes it fun. Not saying that this Game in particular is good or anything, but I Feel Like they are a Lot more progressive in what they allow then all the other bigger launchers which I like. Its Not Like this will Hinder You in any way. Also Steam hast the policy that they dont promote anything that is tagged for adults only so You will only Come across this Type of Game If You actively search for it

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To earn the "Smash and dash" achievement:

  1. Start the game.
  2. Remove all the cords from computer.
  3. Pic up computer
  4. Throw computer out of the window.
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devs PC ?

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