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"escalators temporarily stairs" always comes to my mind.
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Can I have some Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean no?
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I'm still looking for a Cinnamon roll incense. Can't wait to have my roommate wake up with false hope.
I actually just listened to Mike Birbiglia's tribute to Mitch Hedberg on his website a month ago. It was pretty sad. Talked about Mike's experience with Mitch, and made me think that Mitch must have been a really cool guy to meet.
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When I was on the phone earlier, I wrapped up a potato and stuck it in my toaster oven. After that, I completely forgot about it for a while.
Then it hit me, I wanted a baked potato, bad.
Mitch was right. Sometimes it's a good idea to just throw a potato in the oven, just in case you want one later.
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