I'm all tipsy!

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Dying and reaping souls!

now that you mention it i shall get a beer right now, searchin for something not too impegnative to watch

Don't do it drinking and driving is bad for you

(although stealing cars is only somewhat morally questionable)

Errrybody in the club gettin' tipsy

You should try downloading a car instead

We just bumpin' and grindin' like there ain't nothin' wrong. Get yo' club on.

Taek ur dirty paws off mah car! Cant u c im sleepin her?

Bump time for updates with a new hint added.

Solved the puzzle but I'm still... puzzled! (ha ha!)
I'll come back to it later, interesting puzzle :)

edit: solved :)

Bump for solved

Bump, move quickly.

Solved, now even more confused... must be something I am missing, back to the investigating!... at least until dinner time xD
edit figured it out, did not realize it was over, but still fun nonetheless, thank you.