"Shot's FIREd"
"Drop it"
"Can't afford this"
"Fire with Fire"
"One eyed Snake" LOL
"Serpenis" LOL
"The Mayan Sacrifice"
"MyDickOnFIRE"
"Spit Fire"
"One Shot, Two Kills"
Hopefully those give a good idea?!
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"I´ve changed my girlfriend for this"
"Anal Fire"
"the longest (barrel/Snake) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"BOOM! Bodyshot!"
"I stole my mother and bought this"
"The virgin weapon"
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Too bad you can't use the lenny face, it just makes a fuckton of squares. everything with lenny face is pervy
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"AK47 - Sexual Metaphor"; straight to the point, and dumb enough to be funny.
"AK47 - Freudian Overdrive"; because nothing says repressed sexuality issues like always pointing your spraying your lizard at stranger's faces!
:3c
I still kinda liked how bluntly fun "AK47 - Cock Joke" was though. Probably better to save that one for the banana pistol though.
Hell you could do a double and have the banana pistol as "My Tra-la-la" and your AK as "My Ding-Dong-Dong". Your enemy has to touch it one way or another to see the names.
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"Semen Shooting Snake"
"Cold Blooded Cock"
"Mr Dick"
" Dick Cheney"
"Morning Wood"
"Flick My Bean"
"BBC For You"
"The Cuckold Maker"
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Big Bad Wolf (Although this would fit more with a shotgun)
Biblical names are always good: Behemoth, Leviathan etc.
But I guess you are looking for funny names, hu? I'm not funny, sry. :D
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Name it supa hot fire.
OR Hot snake in the bushes. ;)
OR fiery snake in the bush.
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Poisoned Semen
My Snakes Secretion
One Bite One Kill
Poisonous Penetrator
Lethal Injection
Throbbing 1Tap
Warm blooded reptile
Hot Stuff Launcher
Cockbite
Blow this Snake
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"HIGH PRESSURE VEIN CANE"
"SOLID SNAKE"
"MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE" (think about it :))
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Winner has been chosen. Thank you all for your contribution. I giggled a lot.
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