HOW DO I GO TO SLEEP?!??!!??

Read a book. Don't have a book to read? There plenty of things to read on the internet, maybe read about Syria and what is going on over there right now.

go check out the bay12 forums they are more helpful then most groups that i have seen.

1. Stop trolling
2. Go sleep.

well i am off to bed i hope you can get some sleep and i wish you the best of luck.

Just lie down, relax, breathe normally (as mush as possible ofc) and don't think about the time... You will fall asleep eventually, and tomorrow evening it will be much easier for you to fall asleep because you didn't get enough sleep the night before.

try counting/do some math in you head.

What is this "sleep" of which you speak?

I do not comprehend..

well heres one last thing if you would to read something search "dwarf fortress" its a great game with a lot of fan made stories.

well i am trying this just keep calling me back. i will check back in the morning

Not much help right now, but pick up some of this stuff ASAP if it's available in your country, it always knocks me out when I can't sleep and have a cold/flu. Just don't take more than the recommended dose.

Panadol

Over a hundred comments, and no one suggested that you go to a fucking doctor first thing in the morning? Jesus fuck

Don't.

Okay, actual advice.
Try writing down everything that's in your head, and then try going to sleep. Clear your head.
I don't know, thats what I do.

Can you stop creating stupid threads? Thanks.

Is he asleep now?

is he alive?...er I mean asleep? :D

Hang upside down. In a dark closet. For 11 hours. Feel better soon.

Only 12 and shit floods out of every hole, life is unfair

I'f your nose is stuffed I'd recomend a bit of exercise. Make a few push ups or something, your body will see the sudden burst of energy as a danger situation and will make your breathing a lot easier. Plus all the exercise will make you a bit more tired

Stop. looking. at. screens.

If you spent your time by laying on your bed (or sitting with pillows behind your back) instead of creating this thread and responding to comments, you could fall asleep long time ago.

Just close your fucking eyes.

I use pills to sleep cause of my heart problems.

But. just. close. your. eyes.

Until you fall asleep, it works, believe me.

You're kidding right?

Heh, today I only managed to sleep at about 6 in the morning (local time ofc). Amateur.