Who wants a mustache ride? (all done :D)

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So a recent acquaintance on here pointed out to me that I just plain don't make many non-group GAs. While I don't really see that as a problem (generally just lack of time to engage much on SG outside of the wonderfulness that is OBG/Bundlelicious in all of its generations...though...I can never resist a good Delta Fortix giveaway event :D), it's not really deliberate and I don't have anything against non-group GAs.
In addition to that I recently ran across yet another game that made me laugh, so I bought a handful of copies with no real plan as when/how to hand them out to friends or random people on here. After thinking about it for a minute I felt like this might be a perfect time for doing a little non-group GA thing in the forums that I love.
And what's better than a forum train? How about a forum mustache ride...train?!
Mustaches are truly wonderful things, but I'll freely admit...I cannot do it. I just don't have the face for a mustache. I can grow a mighty fine beard, but just on the lip? Nooooooope. My father-in-law can/does and frankly he looks kind of weird on the few occasions that he decides to shave it off. He's had it so much of his life that he literally scared his children into crying when he shaved it off once when they were all little.

Anyway, in lieu of thanks feel free to share any of the following:

mustache related images
mustache related gifs
mustache related videos
mustache related stories
show off your own glorious mustache (both guys and gals welcome of course)
mustache related GAs (I'm not really sure how many games can be deemed mustache related, but I'd guess any prominent character suitably mustachioed would suffice...or whatever) (put these in a reply to the first...er...second comment I reserved below)
general and utter nonsense (get creative)
attractive people of any sort (as I wouldn't want to shame any non-mustached men or women)

Additionally, here's a non-mustache related train, upon which feel free to comment/post whatever you like (no thanks necessary here either though). This one's here for...well...no good reason or theme. Who needs reasons? Every so often one of the cars will be public just to bring more users to the mustache ride.

edit - I have a new-found appreciation for the people that make ridiculously long trains. Good heavens is it time consuming and error-prone! Thanks to all you people that have done so :)

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