Tommys house is packed with relatives for Christmas dinner. Grandpa calls 6 year old Tommy and starts asking about school, girlfriends and other stuff he can think of. After a while, Grandpa notices that Tommy is losing interest in the conversation so he pulls out two bills, one ten and one twenty dollar bill, from his wallet to see if he can keep him interested. He shows both bills to Tommy and tells him that he can keep any one he chooses. Tommy reaches over and grabs the ten dollar bill. Grandpa is pretty surprised and upset about the unwise decision his grandchild made, pulls out another ten dollar bill to see if it was a mistake. Again, he tells Tommy to take one of the bills and keep it. Tommy grabs the other ten. Grandpa again is surprised and upset. He takes Tommy over to one of the uncles and shows him how dumb Tommy is in choosing the ten over the twenty. Grandpa goes on and on showing every uncle and cousin and each time Tommy chooses the ten over the twenty. Grandpa finally shows the stunt to daddy. Daddy's quite surprised but doesn
t pay too much attention at the moment. A few hours later, Daddy, who is very concerned about Tommy`s poor decision, walks up to him and asks him if he knows the difference between a ten dollar bill and a twenty. "Of course," answers Tommy. "So why did you always choose the ten over the twenty?" asks his Dad. Tommy, with a wide smile answers, "Well Dad, if I would have chosen the first twenty dollar bill, do you think Grandpa would have played the game fifteen more times?"
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Joke:
A: Can you describe Portal 2 with 3 words?
B: Sure. I like holes
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How did you type this message as you are obviously blind. Or was it a stupid joke?
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Yesterday I tried to make a puzzle, but I miserably failed, and as I already bought the game I made the giveaway for I thought I should make something anyway.
So I created a group. And I'm gonna invite everybody that makes me laugh. Post a joke, a stupid thing, a pic, whatever. If you make me laugh, I'll invite you and you will be able to win the game. Only one entry per user, thanks.
Which game? Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit. Looks pretty good, I don't know, I haven't played it xD
I'm a person of easy laugh, even this makes me laugh. So I think it is pretty easy.
LET'S GET STARTED
Oh, yeah, here's the giveaway
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