Missing Missy (yeah, I admit, I saw this here in the forums in a different thread)
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There's a difference between making a joke and making a joke about deaths that are still being mourned.
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http://www.demotivateur.fr/image/attrapez-les-tous-50197
Catch'em all !
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So, a small pun I learned from Sopio.
How about some other fun images?
Duke Nukem Vs. X-Men
Thanks for Skyrim
Gabe for president
Swiss Captain Obvious
Morgan the Freeman!
Old (man) but gold (humor)
Dad of the year
And so to a fun, blut slightly racistic joke, I hope you don't mind.
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...
"SUPPLIES!!"
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alrighty here's the joke: some people call it trash, i say its something someone needs, and yes i do think someone needs a used preparation H wipe
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Once upon a time, there were 3 pigs, they were cursed so they had to fight each other, or else they'd be turned into trees.
After countless attempts, one of the pigs had finally killed the other two.
Unfortunately, because then the pigs were no longer fighting each other, they all were turned into trees.
The end.
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Well, here's a video to make you laugh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmTiqKPnhiQ&list=PL6943A5E1575B5DC2&index=1
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So a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The Bear asks the Rabbit "Excuse me, but do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?", the Rabbit, thinking for a moment, replies "No, not at all".
So the Bear picks up the rabbit, and wipes his ass with him.
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Yesterday I tried to make a puzzle, but I miserably failed, and as I already bought the game I made the giveaway for I thought I should make something anyway.
So I created a group. And I'm gonna invite everybody that makes me laugh. Post a joke, a stupid thing, a pic, whatever. If you make me laugh, I'll invite you and you will be able to win the game. Only one entry per user, thanks.
Which game? Hell Yeah! Wrath of the Dead Rabbit. Looks pretty good, I don't know, I haven't played it xD
I'm a person of easy laugh, even this makes me laugh. So I think it is pretty easy.
LET'S GET STARTED
Oh, yeah, here's the giveaway
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