So a person added me. He was level 5 so probably not a bot. I accepted him and then it started...


Never tell your password to anyone.
Charlemagne: Hello
$$: Hi
$$: Who are you?
Charlemagne: The Frankish Emperor
$$: XD
Charlemagne: ?
$$: How a you?
Charlemagne: Fine
$$: I from Ukraine
Charlemagne: I'm from Estonia
$$: ohh good
$$: Pleaz gift me CS:GO
Charlemagne: Why?
$$: Gift me CS Go'
Charlemagne: So You want CS:GO?
$$: Yes
Charlemagne: Why?
$$: This is very good game
Charlemagne: How many copies do You want?
$$: 1
Charlemagne: First I must ask, are You male or female?
Charlemagne: Boy or girl?
$$: I'm a guy but the profile of my sister and she will play she game this profile,we like this gam
$$: game
Charlemagne: How old are You and Your sister?
$$: 18
Charlemagne: Both 18?
$$: Yes
Charlemagne: But You need to pay for the CS:GO somehow. Would oyu send me some nudes? :3
Charlemagne: You

$$: xD Oj
$$: ok
Charlemagne: No
Charlemagne: Don't do it
Charlemagne: Please don't send me your nudes. I'm not a perv
$$: xD ok,but you gift me CS GO
Charlemagne: Well, nope, but I can teach You how to get it.
Charlemagne: Wanna learn?
Charlemagne: It only takes minimal effort
Charlemagne: So within a month or maybe even a week, You'd have a CS:GO


I taught him the ways I can't share here because I don't want to be suspended for posting a ref link. Yes, I'm greedy so I gave him some ref links.


$$: Well I 'll try
Charlemagne: Good
$$: Give me any gift
Charlemagne: Do I look like a machine that gives away gifts?
$$: Yes
Charlemagne: But I'm not!
Charlemagne: Seems like You don't learn
$$: Sorry)
Charlemagne: Add this guy
Charlemagne: SomeSteamProfileLink (He told me that if I ever find a beggar, then I should send the beggar to him)
Charlemagne: He can help You with Your epic quest.
Charlemagne: Bye.
$$: Stop
Charlemagne: ?
$$: Hoy he
Charlemagne: What?
$$: who is he
Charlemagne: A person who helps beggars to find the right path.
$$: im not beggars
Charlemagne: Then what are You?
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Charlemagne: A person who just asks for games?
$$: yes
Charlemagne: Then You're a beggar.
$$: No4
Charlemagne: Yes.
$$: Gift me CS GO
Charlemagne: Oh my f*cking god.
Charlemagne: You never learn.
Charlemagne: Bye.
$$ is now Offline.


TL DR: Never, ever accept Steam users that are less than level 10 and barely have any games.

9 years ago

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Was he a beggar?

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Yeppady yep!
Yes modafokin yes!

Best post ever!!!

This is better than winning a GA

9 years ago
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soooooo..... where's is the CS:GO givaway?

9 years ago
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+1

9 years ago
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Hoy he.

9 years ago
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Why did they add you to beg for a game? Like did you have a trade up telling people you had cs go or he was just a stalker?

9 years ago
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come on at least they did not spam you with ref-links in activity feed or else where...wait ...never mind :P

9 years ago
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Charlemagne: Do I look like a machine that gives away gifts?
$$: Yes

I LMAO so much when i read this! XD

9 years ago
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I'm sorry yours is only a noodle. :(

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Profile level below 10 = instant block from me.

9 years ago
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So you only would accept people who craft useless badges, my estonian friend?
not cool, not cool

9 years ago
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Yep! Badges make people trustworthy. Getting to level 10 is easy and cheap.

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ugh

9 years ago
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Hoy he!
It seems you talked to Johnny Bravo!

PS. I'm a real bunny.
PS.2 Actually is rabbid.

9 years ago
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I don't get beggers, I just get SO many bots

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