Urban Legend?

Does Silent Hill count?

Does poor grammar count?

But who was phone?

Doge.
Such scare

goatse

That you can get sick from eating raw potato :O

The internet is down.

Temple water without guide. Scary.

The ones about breaking your penis.

I think a scary ones are: Tails Doll and Ben - Majoras Mask.

The Jersey Devil.

cod ghost dawg

Well....hmm, I guess I could tell ya' one. It's kinda old and not that spooky by today's standards, but I like telling it.

A cheer leader was coming home from the big game, so she got into her car and drove home. Along the way, she noticed a big pick-up truck with its high-beams glaring at her. She thought it was rather odd that they were on in the first place, because despite the fact that it was night, it was still bright enough to see the road. She kept on driving and the man in the pick-up stayed close behind her, occasionally turning the high beams on, then finally off. This continued for a while, the cheerleader got increasingly nervous, but she decided to take a short-cut on the way to her house, it was off the beaten path and no one went through there. She still kept telling herself that this was just some dope on the rode and that he himself had places to be and decided to annoy her on his way there. There was no way he would fallow an eighteen year-old girl home for a joke.

She was wrong.

He fallowed her down the path, turning the high beams on and off like before. When she reached her house, she ran into the house, locked the door and told her father to call the police. The police came rather fast and opened the door to the pick-up. The man inside there was in his mid-thirties and was surprisingly unarmed. When the cops dragged him out of his car, he yelled "You don't want me, you want him" as he pointed to the cheerleader's car. One of the officers opened the door to the back of car and saw a man crouched down on the backseat, clutching a knife in his hand. When the cops asked the man in the pick-up how he knew the stranger was there, he responded "I was in the parking lot when I saw him break into her car, he entered it and stayed in there. I noticed him clutching the knife, but I had nothing to arm myself with, so the only thing I could do was call the police on the pay phone. That's when she got in, and I couldn't just leave her with that man, nor was I fast enough to tell her to stay away from the car, so instead I did what I could. Whenever he would raise his knife, I would turn on my high beams. Then he lowered himself back down." All this time, she had run from the wrong person.

Sorry for telling such an old story, I just love it so much!

when i see this title i think about urban chaos on steam :D

Instructions unclear, something wrong happened to my penis

Examples are: shards of glass lodged
penis baked in a microwave
penis stuck underneath window

If you type "Google" into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke.

Which are the mostest scariest urbanest legendest? Do does slendersmans countings?

Fixed!

What legend did we ban? Who banned him?