The e-mail

The screenshot in question

I'm not sure how I should react to this.

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Don't take screen shots of johnsons. That is how you react to it.

11 years ago
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You should have expected that...

11 years ago
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I've seen far worse on Steam. It's just a (bad) drawing of a wang!

11 years ago
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Is that an official stock page or does it allow doodling?

11 years ago
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The game allows doodling.

11 years ago
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Than you only have yourself to blame.

11 years ago
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Even if it was stock, it's against their rules.

11 years ago
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I don't see anything wrong with the pic. It's just a hotdog :)

11 years ago
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And two meatballs. He's on that all protein diet.

11 years ago
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it was a dick move on their part ,)

11 years ago
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Bad! No!
strike nose with rolled up newspaper

11 years ago
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Now that I don't understand at all. Those things are in the game.

11 years ago
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This issue about screenshot censorship has been long debated on the Steam forums.

11 years ago
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xD

11 years ago
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So did someone report it or does steam spend more time scouting for screen shots rather than answer support tickets?

11 years ago
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I read that as shouting at screenshots.

11 years ago
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As... did I. XD

11 years ago
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Hmmmm, weird. It's just a drawing lawl

11 years ago
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Seriously? FFS, it would be better if they spent their time making Gabens knifes shiny.

11 years ago
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You must have very good motor control to draw that.

11 years ago
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It took several tries, I'll leave it at that.
I was damn proud of that cock.

11 years ago
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I was damn proud of that cock.
I loled

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how the hell did you take the time to draw that in surgeon sim...

11 years ago
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Yes, even if that is allowed in games, its not allowed on steams platform. If I were you, I wouldn't do anything.

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Jim: Hi, I'm Jim.
Tim: Oh, hi Jim. I'm Tim. Nice to meet you.
Jim: So what do you do Tim?
Tim: I'm a Teacher actually Jim. I teach Geography in a High School near here.
Jim: Wow, that's great. It must be a really rewarding job.
Tim: I guess yeah. It's nice when they appreciate me anyway. The holidays are great too!
Jim: Ha, ha! yeah. I bet! and you know what they say 'those who can do, those who can't teach' ha,ha
Tim: ......that's not funny.
Jim: ...ha.....oh...sorry....hmmmmm
Tim: Anyway, what do you do Jim?
Jim: Uh, well. I work for a company called Steam.
Tim: STEAM! wow! that's great! man! I love steam. I have like 500 games. Half-Life 2 was amazing!
Jim: Oh, you know it yeah?
Tim: Of course! oh, man. I'm so jealous. I mean, that must be an amazing job. Are you in game development? When is Half-Life 3 coming?
Jim: Oh, well. I'm not in game development, so I don't know details like that.
Tim: Oh, okay. Are you in the promotion side of things? legal? do you deal with the online store?
Jim: No, I guess I work in the steam community side of things.
Tim: Mmmm, I see. So what do you actually do?
Jim: Most days I search for pictures of cocks, and other doodles really. Basically any kind of user generated nakedness....
Tim: .......

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+1 that.

11 years ago
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I'm sure GabeN has developed some cutting-edge cock-recognition software so that he does not need to pay people for cock hunting.

11 years ago
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Ah, maybe. Let's replace the last bit with...

Jim: Well, the last thing I developed was cock recognition software. It's actually a very tricky process, because the range of skill levels, sizes, and detail like pubes, shading, and the addition of squirting spunk really makes it difficult for the pc to recognize.

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Lol

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Best job ever. Sure beats minimum wage.

11 years ago
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Or... somebody report that? nah... no way.

11 years ago
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Hahaha

11 years ago
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Photo gets upvoted
gets seen in game hub
22 y/o virgins sees this
get reported

11 years ago
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Tries to use green text on Steam gifts.
Is an idiot.

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is that the best you got? That so weak

11 years ago
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IT'S LE MAY MAY ARROWS

11 years ago
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Your argument is invalid, you sound mentally deficient.

11 years ago
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Surprised I haven't gotten an e-mail yet...

clicky

11 years ago
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That got me moist.

11 years ago
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Flagged, that hurts my feelings.

11 years ago
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Which game is that ?

11 years ago
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Duke Nukem Forever

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Thank you !

11 years ago
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Better question... What the hell IS that?

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I guess it is in violation of the law :)

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We need an better Community.

11 years ago
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I got the same email, because I draw penis in crayons game:D

11 years ago
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LOL, "I think we all know why he really wants to call Trisha"

Best caption ever.

11 years ago
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i guess someone had to of reported it?

11 years ago
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Win.

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They banned a screenshot I made too, but it was just part of the story in AC:B. Not my fault!

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u banned because of that weird thing painted on right side :P xD

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Poor Trisha

11 years ago
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ahahahahah

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Closed 11 years ago by Kryzoid.