Logic of a games "trader". Let us call him "SuperFacko" :)

I should have kept a log, but my favourite ever trade conversation went about like this...

(I accepted a random friend request while playing Borderlands 2)
Him: I saw you on steam trades.
(I was offering surplus bundle games for ref or trading cards at the time)
Me: Yes?
Him: I sell you Minecraft account.
(Not what I was expecting)
Me: I don't want Minecraft.
Him: You are trader you will buy for paypal.
Me: That isn't what I was trading for. I don't want Minecraft. I'm not buying or selling accounts for anything. I'm in a boss fight.
Him: You will buy. You can trade. You will profit.
Me: No.
Him: It is a good trade. You will profit.
Me: No.
Him: Why don't you want profit?
Me: Why don't you find somebody who wants Minecraft and trade to them and profit?
Him: Fuck you and your gay marriage country.
Him: Enjoy your gay diseases.
(Several minute interval while I shoot robots and thought the conversation had finished)
Him: You buy Minecraft account. Good trade. You will profit.
Me: No.
Him: Fuck your mother.

Still surprised I didn't get -rep for that one...

Reminds me of my first trade where i put up Black Mesa and wanted something from my wishlist. There was a sudden flooding with offers for 20 cent games :D

It can be even worse with those single Tier BundleStars bundles.
10 games for 4.99, suddenly appear for 1CSGO each(!) when the bundle is still running strong...

I should tell those people to talk slow, as I'm not fluent in stupid...

At least this one don't try to "teach" you the right way to trade (and think)

This is why I stopped trading on SteamTrades, and only trade these days on lestrades and barter. You get an offer, you either accept or decline, dont have to deal with people like him.