serious question.

we're all gonna die someday, and at this moment you're closer to the day of your death than you've ever been.

how do you want to die?

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wat?

11 years ago
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Get hit by a HemiCuda <3

11 years ago
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Alien Space Robot Cyborg Zombie Dinosaurs from Uranus. Need I say more?

11 years ago
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After some thought, I'm changing my answer.

I will die in the eerie hands of a prospectively giant satanic alien hedonist robot cyborg mech zombie dinosaur with wheels and a jet pack while sporting a fashionably amazing kilt with a baseball cap from the outskirts of Uranus after it releases a belch and has some tea with waffles.

Final answer...
I think.

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When passing a house, to be pulled in through the ground-floor window by a rope tied around one's neck and to be hauled up, bloody and ragged, through all the ceilings, furniture, walls, and attics, without consideration, as if by a person who is paying no attention, until the empty noose, dropping the last shreds of me when breaking through the roof tiles, appears on the roof.

11 years ago
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fucking or sleeping ofc

11 years ago
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With honour

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Old.

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I want to die a martyr, preferably immediately after having done something heroic.

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I don't want to die.

11 years ago
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In a boat full of naked girls.

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Jumping off a tall building screaming "FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
But make sure there's a crowd down below with video cameras.

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I want to die when i pray

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The way I'm meant to. Just gonna leave it like that for good reason.

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Easiest question ever. In my sleep.

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Death is the total annihilation of everything that I am, so naturally, I want to postpone it as long as possible, but I would want to die in some awesome way. Flying into a sun, first human to die from exposure to a singularity, fighting a bear, etc.

11 years ago
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runover by a runaway semi truck driven by the incredible hulk

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getting hit on the head with mjolnir

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I want a huge party with lots of tits and then just jump off a building singing Batman theme song. Of course, there will be cameras so you will see me in news.

11 years ago
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by the hands of my clone after an epic battle that lasted for a minimum of three days!

11 years ago
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i would like to die LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!

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Closed 11 years ago by FrozenEagle.