Tell me a joke :D

Two men were walking on a street. One died of cancer and the second was called Joe.

John comes home and see that his friend opens the door.

• Billi what are you doing here?
• I slept with your wife
• Indeed?
• In bed

Grave inscription:
''She always said her feet were killing her, but nobody believed her''

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"Well, I'm a panda," he says. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

a joke

I'm a joke :D