Can I ass rape you if...

yes, definitely!

Just ... be gentle senpai blushes

Seems like a trap question.

No, you can't. But I'm proud of you for coming out of the closet. Keep reaching for the rainbow!

It's not rape if it's consensual...

I already own the games, so no!

You can, if I win one of them.

but my ass is so tight

...

Well its not really rape if you get permission is it.

You don't rape Llamas. They rape YOU.

quite a thread title, guess anything goes as long as its followed by a giveaway.

"Rape" is my trigger word, you misosoupgynist. You triggered my PTSD!!!

NO DADDY NO!

People are actually still making these kind of jokes?

So, this is not going to be closed ? wow.
I guess, anything goes.