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Jokke88

I have been having severe back pains since sunday. Not beeing able to stand or lay down I have been spending this whole week in my chair, except the two trips I had to take to the emergency room.
And stuff like making food, walking or taking a shit have been extremely difficult.
But today I must be on my way to recovery, when I had to take a shit, I only spent 45 minutes on the crapper.

So now I am very happy, relieved and high on morphine, so I had to make a giveaway for you guys.

Call of Duty: Ghosts

10 years ago*

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NESIRSUSEJ

Glad you feel better Morgan Freeman. And also thanks for this awesome FPS game that you're giving away. Next to Sims, this is the best giveaway ever

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TheDopefish

pics or it didn't happen!

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Qaizher

This too^

Well certainly its better than COD for sure. So thank you. And may you back aches go away.
PS: Could you narrate my memoir for me?

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Jokke88

Sure thing, send over the datails to my agent, and I am sure we can find a reasonable price.

10 years ago
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Jokke88

But I have already flushed. :(

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toxicfoxeh

game i want, but not enough cv to enter, good luck evryone

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Zayphod

Only if you knew what lies ahead.

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toxicfoxeh

im probably glad i dont, i cant afford any games, been trying to win a few games i want on this site, maybe thats why my luck seems to suck lol

10 years ago
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Zayphod

You will eventually! :)

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Jokke88

I'l send you a friend request. I have spares of some of your wishlist games you can have. :)

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toxicfoxeh

thanks so much, you definatly made my day!

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RolandOfTheDeep

Waaaaaaaat? <_<

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Zayphod

That was so heartwarming! Get well soon and stay awesome!

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miningforgold1

lol i think this might actually be the real morgan freeman nj man

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Deathtitan77

Congratulations, get well soon.

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faboitas

yup

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Galleoth

Morphine is a 'helluwa medicine.

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bmh67wa

The morphine is the reason why you are plugged up. Once you're off of it things will get better after a few days. Thanks for the giveaway and get better soon!

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Jokke88

Yeah, i know. But the medicine is the lesser of two evils right now. :p

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travathian

Try some docusate, or senna. Both can help, uh, keep the pipes flowing. Also keep hydrated.

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PlayfulKaitie

Well, congrats?

10 years ago
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Jokke88

Thank you.

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bakedbanana

Nice! I love to poop. Such a relief everytime

10 years ago
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BubbyBobble

Ahh, yes. The old medication-related constipation. A favorite of mine. </sarcasm>
Of course it's always good to have meds for pain relief. If I had to choose between pooping regularly and not hurting, I'd always pick the latter option. lol

Thanks, and I hope you get to feeling better soon.

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ilborghi

You mean a DOOMP?

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tsukeyomi

OMG YOU SO KIND THX!!1!11!!!

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SabertoothSage

lmao

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RolandOfTheDeep

Hope you start feeling better soon.

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babloyi

That shit is tight, yo

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Grimcicle

I entered. My wife might like the game.

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Zayphod

Badass wife you have there... playing 'Call of Duty' and stuff. :))

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Alientcp

No, its a tactic, once she realize how bad the game is, she will return to the kitchen to make sandwiches.

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itssawyeryall

I knew CoD: Ghosts was shit!

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Jokke88

last 30 minutes bump

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rednavi

what a shitty threSHOT

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RealNC

The game is way better than Ghosts, IMO :-)

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Closed 10 years ago by Jokke88.