Down as fuck, please cheer me up a little. :)

It can't rain all the time, mate.

Things will get better.

This cleared my morning grumpiness, but that's easier than what you're facing.
Hang in there though, surely you have some family members who can help you out in a time of need?

Well, ****, your situation sucks. I'm unemployed, but at least I'm still able to collect my pittance each week to pay the bills. I'm not sure I can cheer you up in such circumstances.

Here.

I'm not gonna say that it's gonna be better and all that crap.
Life is shitty and it's about how we deal with that. Ya just gotta try to manage better.
Here, have some Gervais.

No begging allowed, reported!

At least you don't live in Romania :)) Stop being down like Romania =))

Do porn.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see."

Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars."

Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?"

Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

I feel for you, I myself have no money coming in.

Its been 2 months since i got paid anything, Cant sign on and cant get a job but i have a little saved so i'm burning through that for now.

I just want to say hang in thier.

Oh and to cheer you up :D This

Here is some cheerful and uplifting music

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http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/143605/this-is-so-funny

I hope this song cheer you up.

Also, I'm sure you will go over this situation :)

GIMME A C, GIMME AN R, GIMME AN I, GIMME A Z, GIMME A Y, GIMME ANOTHER Z! CRIIIIIIZYZ!

Cheer up!

You're not the only one on hard times, you're not alone.

Now to the cheering up part, I don't know what type of humor(or is it spelled humour?) you have but...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdrvNeuc7jY

At lest you're still having an davantage of being in developped country (you are an American, right ?)
here, it's almost at if you got marooned right after gradutaion, or after you lose a job (unless you studied financial or engineer), and when you have a job, it's almost always like a sweat shop.
It's also the norms here for people to work their life out and expect little(and forced other people to expect little) in return. Pff, conservativist.

Someone else trying to search for a secret giveaway here? xD

In topic: Everything's gonna be ok, go to the club with friends. ehrm. It is gonna be ok :)

Here you go sunshine: http://funkypickens.com/25-funny-auto-correct-fails/

dude, i've been worst than u. Got divorced by my wife&children and lost my job also. Intensify your pray to the God in the middle of the night and contact your old friends and don't give up. HE'll show u the way.

Maybe This could cheer you up?
or maybe this?

I dunno if upbeat jazz would cheer you up but...

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!
Rudyard Kipling

Atleast you're still alive.

Best Vines Of All Times (Best Compilation)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IujrDIYh1c

Cute Cat Picture

smile, you are living well