Have you guys played Garbage Eating Simulator 2013?

Hot Wheels Simulator 2004.

African Car Mechanic Simulator 2008.

Death simulator 2012 and also there's a 2014 version.

Gamer simulator. :(

Bag throwing simulator

Running with scissors simulator

beer chugging simulator

NSA Simulator 2014.

Arab Spring Simulator 2014.

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Opiate Addiction Simulator 2001

Hallucinogen Addiction Simulator 2012

Tactical Stuttering and Weapon Marketing Simulator xD

Another game that can be represented by all of these simulators:

Rubber Metal Simulator
Doll Photograph Simulator
Error Simulator - now with achievements!

Bullettime all the time simulator.

Arguing With Russians Simulator 2013

Mashing Your Testicles Between Two Bricks Simulator 2014.

Because nobody is going to get that, it's All Points Bulletin. What an awful community and lazy developer spoiling an otherwise cool game.
My name choice comes from the fact that if you mash your testicles between two bricks for long enough, even that can sorta feel good sometimes, even if most of the time it's still just agony. That's what playing APB is like. Like eating a big shit sandwich trying to find the one ferrero rocher inside that you can't get anywhere else.

I don't get how your title fits that game.

I just won it a week ago, so I haven't played it yet.

DON'T SPOIL IT! >_<

Dealing with CFG's and Hackers simulator 2012

Spreadsheet Simulation 2003

Dosh simulator

Mindfuck Simulator 2013